Comments on: From The Minds of Nerds http://datewrecks.com/2010/07/minds-nerds/ The Bottom Of The Online Dating Barrel Sat, 07 May 2011 02:45:55 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Tessie http://datewrecks.com/2010/07/minds-nerds/comment-page-1/#comment-12554 Tessie Mon, 12 Jul 2010 03:02:06 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=5192#comment-12554 Well, to be strictly accurate, the heading only says $1 -- it doesn't specify whether he intends to pay YOU or he expects you to pay HIM. Well, to be strictly accurate, the heading only says $1 — it doesn’t specify whether he intends to pay YOU or he expects you to pay HIM.

]]> By: Mika http://datewrecks.com/2010/07/minds-nerds/comment-page-1/#comment-12449 Mika Fri, 09 Jul 2010 20:55:52 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=5192#comment-12449 I mean, I have to enjoy watching some games, but still not enough to sex the player. Also, if I want to learn how to play a game, I'LL PLAY THE DAMN GAME. If I get stuck, the internet has walkthroughs. He's essentially trying to buy sex with a several hour long walkthrough. NOT going to happen. I find it particularly funny because someone actually tried this in person with me about a month ago. Ah, the joys of college. I mean, I have to enjoy watching some games, but still not enough to sex the player.
Also, if I want to learn how to play a game, I’LL PLAY THE DAMN GAME.

If I get stuck, the internet has walkthroughs. He’s essentially trying to buy sex with a several hour long walkthrough. NOT going to happen.

I find it particularly funny because someone actually tried this in person with me about a month ago. Ah, the joys of college.

]]> By: Tessie http://datewrecks.com/2010/07/minds-nerds/comment-page-1/#comment-12435 Tessie Fri, 09 Jul 2010 14:27:57 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=5192#comment-12435 *curtsies* *curtsies*

]]> By: Callie http://datewrecks.com/2010/07/minds-nerds/comment-page-1/#comment-12382 Callie Thu, 08 Jul 2010 17:49:03 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=5192#comment-12382 Would a 13 year old even know what a Nintendo 64 is? That thing was released before he was born!! This cannot be real. Would a 13 year old even know what a Nintendo 64 is? That thing was released before he was born!! This cannot be real.

]]> By: Tessie http://datewrecks.com/2010/07/minds-nerds/comment-page-1/#comment-12380 Tessie Thu, 08 Jul 2010 17:18:04 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=5192#comment-12380 I don't know whether there's a Simpsons quote for every occasion, but there's one for *this* occasion: Comic Book Guy: How do you feel about 45-year-old virgins who live with their parents? Random Cute Girl: Comb the Sweet Tarts out of your beard, and we're on. Comic Book Guy: Don't try to change me, baby. I don’t know whether there’s a Simpsons quote for every occasion, but there’s one for *this* occasion:
Comic Book Guy: How do you feel about 45-year-old virgins who live with their parents?
Random Cute Girl: Comb the Sweet Tarts out of your beard, and we’re on.
Comic Book Guy: Don’t try to change me, baby.

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