Have I got the perfect place to plop your ass this weekend!
Just a one-two nighter (is not what you may think) – 56 (Catalina Mountains)
So, this is Donnie Gross and me. My name is Steve. We will be in Tucson for 3-4 days arriving on 4th, June. Mimi is having minor back surgery and, although I don’t think I’ll be needed to help her so much, it’s a great reason to come to Tucson. It makes her very happy for us to be there and Donnie and I always love visiting Tucson. I need a break, anyway.
Since Mimi and hubby go to sleep at about 8 each night, I would love a nicer smarter and real lady to join us for dinner, conversation and laughs. I have no agenda, no expectations. Which means: I don’t want anyone in my bed (except Donnie sleeps there). And you’re not going to be disappointed in me, in any way.
Does anybody else wonder which one is Dennis Gross and which one is Steve? And who is Mimi? Oh God, if it’s Mimi from The Drew Carey show, I’m calling him.
A “nicer, smarter and real” lady, eh? That blow up doll is dumb as a sack of rocks, hm?
Well go ahead, Steve! Or Dennis… Or whatever. I’m sure you’re right when you say it won’t be disappointing. If we’re lucky, we’ll get to put on our bathings suits and hang out in the hot tub and stuff.
