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    Facebook is to Social Networking what Craigslist is to…?

    Any guesses? I would say something like Yardsales in a neighborhood full of Pedos.

    But this guy has a different take. Or… He’s just like all the rest of the dolts that post on Craigslist and he’s stooopid.

    dating ,chatting ,..no attachment pls – 28 (webster)

    hey,..hows it going? actually this is my first time on ,… social networking site,..like this and wanna give it try,..

    About me,.. m a soft engg by profession ,,…,.looking for good company to hang out with ,..in clubs ,..sometime partying and chat,…have a good friends network

    m athletic 5′ 8” ,…,.like sports ,..hanging out with friends ,…new places,..sometime to be at a silent place,.,..some romantic thing,..u knw what m saying,..

    Looking similar things from a person,.. no older than 30,.,..and white,..asian,..caucasian,..and a secret of mine is.,..i am a virgin(honestly,..no lie) and if its gonna be my first time,. it should be awesome,…so only good prospects,..no no for heavy duties and black ,…

    Attached is pic of mine,..,..hope u would like it and its real,…can i also have some pics of urs,.if you dont mind,…

    angry man doesnt like grammar Pop Quiz!

    Oh, nothing warms my heart than an illiterate, mean-muggin’ racist VIRGIN!

    And a soft engg? Software Engineer? No, hm. That’s much to easy to type. How about a Smarmy Off-Putting Face That Enrages Nipples, Good Grief! That’s the kind of job description I can get down with.

    And before any of you self-righteous folks out there start in with the, “I’ve never commented before, but Jami, this man is clearly not a native speaker,” I’m'a say this: There is not a language on this big, beautiful planet where it’s appropriate or even ACCEPTABLE to do this:

    ,…,..

    NO WHERE! Seriously, I’m looking at my fingers on the home keys and trying to sort out of your right pinky  or ring finger is twitchy, sideways, or super fat. That’s the only explanation for the constant bouncing back and forth between the period and the comma.

    “sometime to be at a silent place,.,..some romantic thing,..u knw what m saying,..” Uhhm… The library? A candlelight dinner at a library? No? Well, then… Silent places… Graveyard! Morgue!? School for the deaf!???

    No, kemo sabe. I don’t know what the fuck any of this means.

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