So Gena is just tra-la-la-ing on Facebook, like we all do. She gets a friend request from a guy and his name sounds familiar so she accepts the request, like we all do.
Facebook: reconnecting you with people from your past that you weren’t really close with in the first place.
And then… this happens.
Donnie hey do u remember me
Me WHS, right?
Donnie nope i went to daleville i used to hang out with jason and casey moore they livdin clayhatchee
Me Oh yeah.. How are you?
Donnie good..im good.. how r u
Me Not bad.
Donnie lol..well u look great..im very beautiful. dang keys sticking..i meant very beautiful
Me thanks
Donnie the picture of u standing in front of the bridge ..u look breath taking..
This is the point where Gena went and checked out his profile… And saw that he’s MARRIED.
Also, the only picture he’s got on his PUBLIC FACEBOOK PAGE (Who DOES that anymore?!) is of him and his soon-to-be-broken family.
Me thanks. How’s your wife and kids?
Donnie ha i knew u wer gonna say that we r seperated our divorce will be final the 22nd of this month and my girls r great..yeah we both decided to leave it like that until it is final..nosy friends and family and all ya know
Me well, it happens. lol
Donnie so now maybe u wont think imma big ol jerk..i was fixing to tell u before u noticed lol..
Me well, i’m not all about being in someone else’s business, but I’m not on about some married guy flirting with me either.
Donnie i totally undertand..i wouldnt do that ..im not that type of guy..and i can tell u r a strong lady cause u called me on it..lol..so now do u feel a lil bit better about us chatting
Me I rarely feel bad about chatting with anyone. It’s the content of the chat that I will censor if need be.
Donnie oh yeah..not that type of guy either..not a perv..i think its kinda well sick when a guy talks down on a lady and i can already tell u r a lady not many of those left in the world..
Alright, all together now. HEAVY SIGH. Do guys think that this makes our panties drop? Quick, Gena! Change the subject!
Me What are you up to?
Donnie was jut chatting with my sister and my daughter aubreigh..and u…
Me Not much, just checking messages and email.
Donnie i understand..so can i ask u a question..r u dating any one i would love to maybe have dinner sometime..just casual nothing other than just meeting and maybe hanging out..
I love how he asks you if he could ask you a question… And then in the same message, asks it.
Me I’m taking a break from dating for a while. I’ve had a long string of seriously bad dates, so I’m just chillin’ with my friends right now. Thanks anyway.
Donnie i understand..well u never know could be the date u have alwyas wanted lol.. but i understand also
Me Thanks.
Donnie welcome
WHAT A TROOPER! Guys, let’s give it up for Gena for being such a nice person and not laughing and/or being mean to this joker! I would have just unfriended him and moved on. Gena decided to copy and paste the conversation and send it over to me… Same diff, right? Heh.
But then… he continues.
Donnie im sorry things havnt been going good in the dating world but dont give up u r a gorgeous woman u will meet th right one
Me Thanks. I am just taking a break right now. I’ve got lots of things going on right now, so it’s not like I’ve got tons of time.
Good job, Gena. Stay the course.
Donnie i understand..totally..well i would love to just hang out sometime and get to know u
Me Yeah, well you never know.
Donnie u dont that is true..u nevr do..can i ask u a question when u r dressed up in the outfits that dress what r u doing
Me I go to renaissance festivals. Sometimes I’m on cast for them. Meaning I act like someone from the Elizabethan period.
Donnie wow that issss cool i mean it that is neat as heck do they have them around here..
Me No. Nearest one is Pensacola and one in ATL.
Donnie cool..that is neat..i bet its a lot of fun
Me It is.
Donnie am i bugging u. im just curious thats all
Me I’ve got several windows open, so I’m multi-tasking.
Donnie ohh well i dont want to bug u..but again i would love to just hang out or maybe if u would like i could give u my cell and we could talk would love to meet u and hang out..
Me I’m sure you’re a nice guy, but I’m really not interested right now. Sorry.
Donnie ok..no prob i understand
Me Have a good night.
Donnie u to good nite
Ok, so it’s not ONLINE dating but it certainly is online trolling via facebook for women to “hang out” with while you rebound from your divorce.
Gena, I tip my hat to you. You’re a better woman than me.
