Date Wrecks:

He peeped my profile and as soon as I saw what appeared to be a semi-nude picture, I knew I had to go sniffin’ for something wrecktastic.

First, his profile…

My Self-Summary

I am athletic and fit — I am a member of a Fitness Club where I work out. During the summer I swim 2 miles a day about 4 times a week, I enjoy running 6+ miles at a time – So I am fit, slender and firm. Educated (masters degree) and Professional. Better then average looks. I love to foreplay, and after play – I am very playful. Love the outdoors � hiking, camping, tennis, canoeing, current events, reading & small business issues. I like to intelligent discussions with a dash of humor added.

I am intelligent, considerate, and thoughtful

I’m really good at

Financial Analysis, beach Volleyball, endurance exercises (swimming 6.2 miles, running 20 miles, biking 100 miles, flat water kyaking long distances), business, understanding history (not memorizing it),

The first things people usually notice about me

attractive eyes, thoughtful, cares about others

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Movie: Terminator, Matrix, & “Sleepless in Seatle”
Food: Pizza & BBQ
Music: New rock
Books: Books on politics, current events, history (from a non-traditional viewpoint), Mysteries

I never get tired of talking about current events, history (how it relates to current events), & small business issues. Some of the books that I have recently read may give you an idea as to where my interests are: The Prize (history of the oil industry), The Triumph of Liberty (2,000 year history of Liberty and freedom), The New Prohibition (history and current view points on legalizing drugs from law enforcement and business people), A call to Conscience (speeches of MLK), How Capitalism Saved America, State of Fear by Michael Crichton (global warming), FDR’s Folly (how FDR made the great depression longer), Lives at Risk (review of national health insurance around the world), The Year 1,000 (what it was like for an ordinary person to live a thousand years ago)

Don’t let my list of books scare you away. I do enjoy intelligent conversation, however I can talk about just about anything (part of my job is sales).

I like art. For a HUGE picture of the Sistine Chapel:

http://www.vatican.va/various/cappelle/sistina_vr/index.html

Tell me if you like it.

The six things I could never do without

Exercise
reading
business
intelligent conversation
sex
nature

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Making the world a better place. “Outside the box” thinker who question the status quo.

On a typical Friday night I am

Going out for dinner and reading

The most private thing I’m willing to admit

I am an expert Hula Hooper. I can keep a Hula Hoop up for up to 30 min.

I’m looking for

Girls who like guys
Ages 28-59
Near me
For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, casual sex

You should message me if

You have some (not all required) of the following qualities or interests:
Intelligent conversation
Current events
Take care of your body (because you only get one in your life)
nature
sex
You are ok with seeing a attractive intelligent guy who happens to be married.

So we’re rolling along, right? He seems a little self-absorbed. Who gives a shit how many miles you swim? A simple, “I like to exercise, specifically swimming and long distance running,” would suffice.

And then, well what do you know!? Married. Tra la la… Maybe if I make the laaaaast word on the profile, I’ll sneak it by the really dumb broads.

Now, his picture which, to me, looks like something you’d find on Craigslist what with the expert photoshopping.

This shit just burns me up, man. This is clearly not a case of an “open marriage” or some other sort of situation. This is some married douche bag.

Somebody told me recently that they thought Date Wrecks was anti-man. Really, it’s not. It’s anti-THIS shit. I love me some men… Low-down, dirty, cheating, self-absorbed, egotistical douche bags, I do not love.