I know you’re going to want to go all Bieber-Fever here girls, but please try to contain yourselves.
who wants it i can host
Now, you should know ahead of time, all of you scaredy cats that aren’t going to click on the link, if you make mention of it in the comments, I will THUMB YOU DOWN!
DO it! It’s hilarious. How often do you get to see a half-inflated, rightward leaning boneless… loin?
Seriously, there is NOTHING attractive about this dick picture. Can you imagine the ones that he took before he captured this one?
“No, not that one… He almost looks erect here. *click* No, can’t use that one. You can’t see my white cotton socks in it. *click*”
Also, pink bedspread!?
Five demerits issued here, man: one for the pink bedspread, one for keeping your socks on, and three for the most pathetic looking boner I’ve seen. And I’ve seen more than a lifetime’s worth on this blog.
