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    That’s Totally The Reason, Man

    Well on his way to starring in the sequel, The Younger Than 40-Year Old Virgin Who Isn’t THAT Over Weight, the star of our show…. THIS GUY!

    woman are too stuck up or chicken for me 33 year virgin – m4w (Prince oracle )

    i am thirty three and a virgin the reason is i am a little kinkey and that is the main reason i am also a little over weiaght but that should not matter i am tierd of all the woman whanting money i do not have an y so if u are brave and not a chicken or stuck up then call but u must be a woman thks four four five two four five two

    not obese at all Thats Totally The Reason, Man just a little overweight Thats Totally The Reason, Man

    You know what…? I’m going to throw this little round-faced dick a bone here. I’m going to assume that rather than some kind of arrogant, deflecting moron he’s just some dude that still lives with his mother. She’s probably a little overbearing, and feeling guilty for her son’s … roundness… She continues to filter a steady stream of lies into his ears, “She’s just not good enough for you!” “I bet you make her insecure!”

    The really interesting thing is that he’s really not overweight. The swelling you see in his midsection that makes him appear preggers is just the abnormal growth of his ego under his shirt.

    Even the wood paneling looks fake.

    Somebody call him and level with him.

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