Which Way Did He Go?

He went thata way!

It’s Friday! It’s the weekend! And to send you off in style, I’m going to teach you a new song. I wrote it just now. And when you read this, I’m probably going to be dancing around my bedroom listening to the song while I get ready to go out for the evening.

Please join me in singing this anthem to the surprise cock ahead, to the tune of Cupid Shuffle.

Down, down no, no pants.

We got a brand new dance, kids…. You’ve gotta move your muscle… A brand new dance, It’s called the dickie shuffle…

It don’t matter if you’re small or endowed, we gonna show you how it goes.

To the left, to the left, to the left, to the left!

With yer dick, with yer dick, with yer dick, with yer dick!

Bone-er! Bone-er! Bone-er! Bone-er!

Now wank it by yourself!

Now… The man that inspired it all! Give it up for… This apparently left handed man!

Fantasy Play Tonite – m4w

I would like to maybe act out some hott fantasies with you later tonite. Read thru and if you are interested send me a reply with a picture and when you are available. I am 28, 6′, 165lbs. Please do not reply asking if i am real and only reply with a picture. No picture and i will just delete your email without reading it!! Only serious women please.

You go to bed naked and leave the door unlocked. I come over a little while after you say you would be in bed to give you a chance to doze off. I slip in the door as quite as i can and sneak quietly to your bedroom. I see you have left the hall light on so a little soft light shines over you. I slowly start to strip as i get to your room, as i admire that the sheet has slipped down exposing your naked upper body. After i fully undress i look around to see that you have also left your small vibrator out on the nightstand “just in case”. I grab it and walk to the end of your bed and lift up the sheet, exposing your legs and firm ass to me. Slipping my head under the sheet, i slide my head to is is near you ass, and try to ever so slightly part your legs. Your sweet intoxicating smell greet my nose as i lean in and get close to your pussy lips. Gripping your toy in one hand, i use 2 fingers on the other to slightly spread your lips open and reach my tongue out to slowly start licking. I speed up as i feel your arousal heighten, and spread your lips further so i can attack your clit with my strong tongue. My cock jumps to full hardness beneath me as i suck your clit into my mouth causing you to fully come awake moaning in pleasure and clamping your legs around my head. You squirm and i help you roll over, your hands grabbing my short hair and pulling my tongue back to your pussy as soon as you are on your back. Remembering the small toy in my hand, i turn in on low and apply to your clit and slowly increase its power as i stick my tongue deep inside you and begin to slide it in and out until i feel you fully tense and explode on my tongue. Panting and moaning still, you grip my hair tightly and try to pull me up, but i fight and begin my oral assault on your pussy again……

The dick is right here.

Though, I guess if we’re going to be technical… The dick was right there, to the left.

Mercy, that’s a hell of a bend! If you didn’t click it, c’mon! It’s FRRRRRIDAY!

Y’all have fun this weekend. And make sure you lock your doors when you pass out at home. You don’t want some home invader with the wrong address sneaking into your room and “orally assaulting” you.