Listen up, chumps! Some of you guys get your panties in a twist and during your hate-parade.
“Date Wrecks is anti-man!”
“Jami is going to die alone because she hates all men!”
“Jami has a delicious rack and I want to motorboat it!”
Hm? What…? Oh come on… Even the ones that hate me, you gotta admit… I’ve got a sweet rack. What were we talking about again?
Oh, right! We’ve got a LADY WRECK! And she’s just SO excited! Lots! of! EXCITING SHIT!
bbw here needs a man for ltr! race no issue! ages 21-40! – 30 (scott city)
my name is deanna im 30 years old and i am a mom i have been told i am a cute bbw…i just wanna make it clear am a big size woman i am not skinny not even close so if skinny is what you are looking for then i am not the woman for you! also i wanna make it clear that i am looking for a serious long term relationship! i have been getting lots of replies to my ad from guys just looking for sex and friends with benefits and thats not what i want or am looking for! i want to find a man that works has his own car! i want to find a man that has his own place where i can either move in with him or as long as he works maybe he could move in with me! i dont work cause i am currently awaiting my ssi to come through and i dont have a car either! i amseriously struggling financially right now so i am looking for someone that is financially secure enough to take care of me! i am losing my home at the 1st of september because i cant pay the bills by myself! i had a bf that lived with me until recently then one day he just walked out on me…so i am looking for something to happen pretty quick relationship wise! i am willing to relocate to another area or state but if you are local thats great! i just wanted to go into detail about whats going on in my life and what i am looking for so now i will only get serious replies instead of replies wanting just sex or whatever! i currently have brown hair i have brown eyes and i switch off between glasses and contacts i am 5 ft 1 so i am a shorty anyways i am looking 4 a man of any race! if i sound like someone you would like to get to know hit me up by text message and please send a pic with your text message my number is five seven three two zero five seven two six four thanks for looking at my ad and hope to hear from you soon
Hell yes! A lady wreck! And she just seems like the most excited little lark ever! Well, I mean you think she’s excited. It’s hard to infer inflection and tone from things you can only read… But we’re disappointed to hear that the thing we’re actually hearing in her message isn’t so much excitement but fear. Fear of being homeless.
That’s a reasonable fear to have… But honey, Craigslist is not a reasonable place to seek out a solution. At all.
And you’ve got kids? Bitch for real? I hope they live with their daddy.
But you know, you keep on keepin’ on with that played out fist-to-chin look.
