Handsome bachelor seeks SWF 18+ to share Millwoods house (rent free) – 47 (Edmonton Millwoods)
Hi there ladies! How would you like to share a house rent free with a good-looking guy? I’m a single, unattached, considered handsome Edmonton bachelor seeking an open-minded female 18+ to share my fully furnished Millwoods house with. I live close to Millwoods Town Centre Mall and your move-in date can be immediately or at your convenience. I have a double garage for your vehicle as well as storage space for your small personal items.You would have full run of the house, come and go as your please and stay as short or as long a period of time as you wish. Personally, I’m in my 40′s, stand 5’10″, 162, athletically fit, hard body, clean and into physical fitness. I’m the homeowner, live alone and work full time professionally. If you are in a dead-end relationship going nowhere, between jobs working or not, new in town, lonely and seeking a male roommate, an out of town lady wishing to relocate to the city, a university/college student seeking Sept. accommodations or someone in a finanical cunch situation having a hard time making ends meet then I would like to hear from you. In return for your companionship I would offer you free accommodation, no monthly utilities and also cover the grocery bills until you become settled in. If interested please respond with some information about yourself, your current situation, where you now live and attach a full figure photo or two. Photos guarantee a reply. Serious replies only. No one line messages please. Note…this is not a scam posting. This is from a real person. So feel free to ask me any questions you may have.
Bye,
Your future roommate/playmate?
1983 was a good year, wasn’t it? I love how he slips in — at the very last moment — the part about being his playmate. I mean, it’s not like you didn’t know that’s what he was seeking right out of the gate. Picture him typing up this little ad and going over it and over it and then, just before he hits publish, he says, “Oh, this’ll be cheeky!”
You didn’t have to do that, mister. C’mon — you’re going to beating away the eighteen year old girls with a stick. YOU LIVE NEAR A MALL!
But seriously… 47? You look 40 in this picture and it’s clearly the one from when you were Salesman of the Year in 1983 over at Smith’s Used Cars. I’ll go ahead and GIVE you ten years and we’ll say you’re only 30 in this picture — let’s do the math on that… [computing aka entering numbers into my calculator] That would make you 57. I think it would come across better if you were 67 and you were just honest about it — otherwise, we’re supposed to believe that the way you’re dressed in this picture is something you deem “current.”
