I am a man seeking a woman – 22 (Ocean city/fenwick island)
Just got down to the beach not too long ago. Vacationing off of 125th street. Yes, I am a creep. And yes, my family is dysfunctional. Also, yes, I have not had sex in the past year for my new years resolution. (except with my hand, via wild imagination) Any who, I hope to hear from one, or atleast two, of these enticing young women.
If you haven’t guessed by yet. I am extremely shy in person, hence my online post. Partly because of a bike accident I had when I was younger, which crushed my self image, and partly because I chose to hang around bullies in high school who lowered my self esteem. I understand now why I am horrible with women, because of my emotions. But I am not afraid of my tender loving caring self, only afraid of my emotionless self. Which is who I am trying to distance myself from. I also understand that if I write anymore nobody will want to get to know me more…so I shall just pray now.
Thank you for reading and be blessed,
Everyone
Already a self-described creep at 22? This is going to be a long, hard road for you my friend. Any guesses as to how many replies this enticing Craigslist post got? No? Nobody?
And fuck you dude, you are not SHY. You opened with “I’m a creep” and not the radiohead version. Like, the serial rapist version. What kind of bike accident turns down the road of hanging with the bad crowd? Huffys: The Real Problem of the Street.
Did he also just admit to having one tender, loving caring side? And one emotionless side? Multiple personalities, eh? KEEPER!
I’d guess that the reason he was picked on by bullies, thus forever stunting the growth of his self esteem is because his parents named him “Everyone” … Who does that?!
