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    Oh, old men. When will you figure out that online dating just doesn’t work for your demographic!??

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    candyman1945 The Octopus: I NEED SOMEONE TO LOVE

    64 year old Man
    Cocoa, Florida

    Interests

    WOMEN
    MAKING LOVE
    MOTORCYCLES
    COOKING
    KISSING
    HANDHOLDING
    MOVIES
    COUNTRY MUSIC

    About Me

    I dont have a car at present,but i like to get another motorcycle again some day!! I have to relie on the wonderful( ha ha)
    bus system we have her in brevard.need to get out

    Like to add i am looking for a perment relationship with marrage involved
    I like cooking,make a pretty mean spaghetti sauce,if I do sayso myself!
    I like peace and quite, dont like to argue,like to tell jokes,make my partner happy,in general a pretty
    mellow person.
    I am what you would call a toucher, I love to hold hands,kiss the eye,s ear,s nose, lip,s neck,shoulder,s and
    other parts that can”t be mention here.
    Like watching movie,s or tv or just sitting around listening to country music,or oldies, give a pretty good
    back rub,dont have much money,I am on disability,to many smokes during my life,I am still a smoker but my doctor
    is putting me on chantix starting in march,uless i find someone to keep my lip,s busy,hummm,
    and exercise more, love to walk on the beach or
    just go for a walk, or play on the puter, right now i am useing a old antiqic ,cause my laptop died and i need to
    get a new one.
    I just take one day at a time!!
    Perfect Match edit
    An women who likes to go out and have dinner,
    walks on the beach,going to the picture show, or watching my movies at home and cuddle up on the couch and Fondle.kiss as much as i do!!!!!!!
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    Ideal Date

    Dinner out at red lobster then maybe a movie or walk on the beach,and a whole lot of smoching,AND CUDDLING !!!!!!!!
    ILove to kiss and cuddle and touch ,hands shoulders, neck, face, lips,
    and hopefully you are a first date kind of woman ,if not ill go home and masterbate and hopefully you will do the same

    Oh, nice. Pictures that were from before I was born (including one of him with a freakin’ gun holster on, posing with his mother “BEFORE SHE DIED”)… A three-part series of pictures outlining his various stages of undress (with one of those granny laundry push-carts in the background and wood paneling, natch)… No car… He’s handsy… No job, on disability for too much smoking but STILL smoking (he’s at the front end of his seven month plan to kick the habit)… Unless of course, you want to let him put his mouth on you every time he craves a cig.

    He used the word FONDLE.

    But c’mon girls. He wants to take you to Red Lobster where you can fill up on those incredible biscuits because, let’s face it, you’re splitting the cheapest item on the menu and then you’re driving him home. He’ll reward you but sucking on all of your appendages, but only if you’re that kind of girl. Otherwise, he’s perfectly okay telling you that he’s going to choke his antique chicken and he hopes you diddle your aging bean, too.

    Somebody needs to step in here… Because seriously? If my grandmothers were alive right now, and they were single and wanting to date, there is NO WAY I’d let her go out with a dude like this. THIS IS NOT OKAY, GRAMPA!

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