There was a picture that went along with this one, but Heather in Long Beach, CA didn’t save it/screenshot it! To be fair, she had this to say about the picture, “The picture is pretty whatevs, so if the ad gets taken down before you can see it, no big deal.”
But… I… Must… KNOW! I’m guessing it wasn’t surprise cock, right?
Try reading this like an illiterate. Or a beat poet. Or, if you’re feeling frisky, take a handful of periods and put them in your open palm and then BLOW and let’s see how many more random periods you can add to the post. Let’s really clunk it up!
I NEED A WOMAN IN MY LIFE FOREVE. – 44 (hollywood)
I am tired to be alone with my 2 little dogs, I really need a woman in my life to. Live with me in my small apt. I need someone who like I can spend my evening and weekends with me. I have a daughter that I get to see her every 2 or 3 weeks. I would like someone who is not materialistic and sincere,honest and loyal. I would date a woman who is missing and arm or a leg or someone who is blind or someone. Who os disability I have the time and be pat ion to take care of you and take you to hospital and be your companion ship. I am divorced latin male 44 years old. I am like this bcoz I am tire of players of liers that all they want is sex. If someone wants to know more about me pls let me know.
My favorite part: “I would date a woman who is missing and arm or a leg or someone who is blind or someone. Who os disability”
Um… This is what google tells me.
However, the Encyclopedia Dramatica version is a bit more… colorful.
Why are People Attracted to Amputees?
Good question. Like most of the vile filth on teh interbutts noone quite knows what the hell is going through these people’s minds. There is however one obvious reason as to why some sick fuck might be attracted to people without arms or legs:
Raep. All acrotomphiles are in fact rapists. If you swing that way, there are many advantages to having sex with an amputee:
1. They cannot run away or fight back. They can however make a lot of noise and may even try to wriggle out from under you. This adds to the pleasure of raping them.
2. Those pesky arms and legs sometimes get in the way. There’s nothing worse than having a toe jammed in your asshole when you are trying to fuck (unless you’re ghey, of course).
3. Plenty of new holes to play with. Not only do you have the vagina, asshole and mouth to wet your willy in, but there are the holes in the stumps from where the bone has been removed. Have a party,you twisted freak.
4. With the extra holes, you can bring moar of your mutated inbred relatives over for those family get-togethers. No waiting.
OMFG! The internet is CRAZY.
