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    Something just tells me the price on this isn’t quite right… I mean, I’ve never tried to calculate how much it would cost to shave a dude’s twins — much less “a hairy Italian bastard”‘s nuts. But I don’t know… Just doesn’t quite seem like enough money to me.

    My balls need to be shaved. I need a pro to handle the job. 50 bucks

    I hate being a hairy Italian bastard. My balls get so hairy and they are a bitch to shave.
    I need a woman who knows her way around a razor and will shave my balls for me.

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    Let’s do this as soon as possible.

    What’s with the urgency man? And really — how many women are really all that well versed in shaving a ballsack? It seems like a job that would require a pretty specific skill set and lots of experience.

    Now I’m thinking of alternative ways to remove hair from nuts — would they even DO waxing for something like that? Apparently, they do (thanks Google). Oh, also? BARF ON YOUR FACE GOOGLE!

    My god, what has become of me? This is all your fault, guys.

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