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    We’re all in strung out shape, but stay frosty, and alert. We can’t afford to let one of those bastards in here.

    Aww, if he wasn’t married this would sound almost human!

    Wish of a Married CLalien(Intelligent man on CL..lol) – 46 (Eastern shore)

    Yes, I almost feel like an alien in this strange CLworld! I am a successful businessman, professional, age 46, intelligent and “a classy” alien..lol.

    I am sure there is at least one “woman of class” on CL, preferably married or attached (some leeway for a real “classy” single woman), who is expecting to create what I call “an island of heart”- a friendship where connection is at all levels- heart, mind, soul and body! She would be married or attached, 32-50 years, petite(no BBWs please), with most of her life in order, intelligent, well read, artistic or a deep thinker!

    I hope she is reading this, wanting to reply to this, but not yet having courage.

    I am hoping to contact this “treasure” in a way to create a friendship- to know her, her wishes, dreams, sorrows and her aspirations.

    In CLsense “my act is together”, I am 5 8′, 180 pounds, fit in shape(35 waist, 46 chest), all intact teeth and well groomed. I am not here for money, a shoulder to cry on or sex.
    If you can imagine a ladder whose bottom rung is “fuck buddy” and top rung is “soulmate”, I am aspiring to make a connection which is just under “soulmate”…if at all this makes sense!

    I am hoping that at least there is one “treasure” of my description in my area who is wishing to create “this island of heart” and she wants to have a unique experience. I am not in a hurry to make this happen, so I am prepared to take it slow. If you are still reading this, you are ahead of 99 % of women on CL. For me, I know I have severly limired my chances for a “ton of responses”, but hey, I need only one response- from the right person!
    My only condition- your reply MUST be well thought out! Please do not send your pic, yet.

    And yes, write “Treasure” in subject line if you are real. I am real and every word I have put above is genuine.

    If you are a bot, netstitute(lol), or selling websites, please put your time to better use. You won’t get anywhere with me. Thanks

    Ha. Just kidding. I want to “illustrate” how “annoying” talking in never-ending “air-quotes” really can be —  makes me want to “KYITN”!

    Jesus, dude. I want to find your “island of heart” and drop a fucking “h-bomb” on that shit.

    “Woman of class” means hooker right…? So, um… Is he also a hooker? A married hooker seeking the company of another married/otherwise involved hooker…? Talk about a diamond in the rough!

    pixel Were all in strung out shape, but stay frosty, and alert. We cant afford to let one of those bastards in here.

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