Can’t hurt to try this …… – 22 (bell)
this is not a spam …….
hi my name is Marvin……
i live in bell , CA…..
im 22 years old …..
im 5’6 170 pounds black hair brown eyes
i work n go to school……
i love long walks on the beach even tough it sounds dorky …….
i cried when i see the movie the notebook lol…..
i love going ice skating even tough i always fall in my ass lol….
i love to text so hit me up lol……
i like to party n go out but at the same time i could stay home n watch a movie n have the same fun …..
i would love to meet a girl that is here to take things seriously im not here for sex or hook ups….. im tired of the one night things or people liking me for the wrong reason not the ones that care for me ……
i like a girl who is smart n knows what he wants in life n most importantly that is here to take things seriously ….. physical its not very important since im not hott neither lol……
well if i cough ur eye feel free to email me with a Lil about you, age, n were you stay n a pic too n hopefully get to know each other…….
thank you ……
Oh, Marvin, laugh out loud. Next time, let’s double check those pronouns, laugh out loud, because there at the end, laugh out loud, you seem to be switching teams, laugh out loud.
Seriously, when I get rich and famous one day, I’m going to make it a priority to use my money for good — I’m going to donate to adult literacy programs.
And because it’s been a while… Here’s Marvin:
Bored? How can you be bored???
“i love going ice skating even tough i always fall in my ass lol…”
The guy falls in his ass. IN his ass. I’m at LEAST intrigued…
I cannot tell you how much I hate it when someone uses “LOL” like others use punctuation marks: at the end of each freakin’ sentence. Apparently, pronounced as “lol,” as opposed to el-oh-el.
“My Mom hates me lol”
“I can’t make it to the game after all. It’s OK, the worst that can happen is I’ll go kill myself lol”
“Happy birthday lol”
Also, I find coughing eyes highly disturbing. Always have.
Coughing eyes lol
Because nothing says “I’m dateable!” like compulsive, nervous, laughter-in-text-speak.
“well if i cough ur eye”
This makes me want to glue my eyes shut :S
Hah,
I laft my bellee.
Dude, it’s “caught your eye”. As in the sentence, “The broken antenna on your 1983 Ford Taurus caught your eye as you bent to clean the windshield, blinding you permanently lol.”
But it least it would be a hell of a collectable…the Taurus was introduced in 1986.
…car geek.
My friendly tip of the day: Never admit to crying. Girls don’t poop, men don’t have tearducts. Both are biological facts.
Like Ron Burgundy says, “You can’t argue — it’s science.”
Also, I kind of love you.
Is he coughing my eye after he’s killed me and ate my eye??
Well Marvin, you didn’t make me cough my eye out so I think I’m not qualified, thank god.
So apparently he’s looking for a shemale companion to fall in his ass with him.
……lol
And maybe by “If I cough your eye feel free to email me,” he means that he’s holding some sort of sick, twisted raffle. Simply give him one of your eyeballs, he’ll swallow it whole along with several other people’s, and whichever one he coughs up gets to email him. I HOPE I WIN. lol
The thing about trying to find a girl who is smart is that smart girls only like smart guys. Try a few capital letters at the beginning of sentences, as well as proper spelling and punctuation.
I would imagine Marvin has set a low enough bar for “smart” that he won’t have a problem finding a “smart girl”, provided smart = smarter than Marvin.
Marvin needs a grammar slap.
I volunteer…lol
Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
OK, any guy who spends that much time saying he’s not interested in one-night stands, a physical relationship is not that important, etc. is protesting way too much.
Be nice. She sounds sweet.
OK, let’s see…
He’s obviously not the brightest bulb in the chandelier; his spelling, grammar, punctuation, and sentence structure are on about a second-grade level, and yes, his overuse/misuse of “lol” is rather annoying.
That having been said:
No cock shots or other inappropriate nekkid pictures.
He’s not an old guy looking for a woman one-fifth his age.
He’s not demanding no-strings sex from strangers.
There’s no long, angry list of all the things he hates, which is everything on earth.
He doesn’t have a Skank Test.
He works and goes to school (let’s set aside for now the question of what kind of courses he’s passing with his substandard writing skills).
He appears to have showered, shaved, and put on clean clothes in the not too distant past.
He’s enough of a good sport to go ice skating even though he’s not very good at it (I’m recalling certain dates I had to go roller skating, bowling, the time I lost at pool to the blind guy, etc. etc.)
He has a nice smile.
So, overall, even though I’m partial to brainy guys, I’d have to say this guy is only a mini-wreck, or at worst, a wreckette.
I do have to say that while most of the profiles we have come to see and entertained by at datewrecks should be nominated to be Darwin award winners, this guy is merely date wrecks lite. That’s ok though, because everyone can’t be an epic fail.
I’ll even admit to having something in common with this guy. I also cried at the end of The Notebook. It absolutely broke my heart that I couldn’t get those 2 hours of my life back.
I’m amazed that someone has figured out how to express nervous laughter in a personal ad. I’m imagining a date with this guy…”So, I’m Marvin, heh heh. Nice weather, eh, heh heh. Do you like sushi, heh heh? It puts on the lotion or it gets the hose again, heh heh.”
How many one night stands must one have, before you can call yourself tired of it?
Three.
I suppose that would depend on who they’re with.
Truth. Whenever a doc asks me how many partners I’ve had I always say (number)1/2. They ask about the 1/2 I just say that anything under 3 minutes counts as a half only.
That was enough to put me off one nighters.
That’s definitely unreasonable. I would have gone for seven. But I assume that must be just me.
All these comments have been cracking me up
lol
keep it up lol
“if i cough your eye”…
eww!