Seriously, I have too much shit to be doing right now. I almost think I might pull an all-nighter, but I think I’m too old for that. Plus, I have to be up LATE tomorrow night for my Write Club event! Sweet Jesus, I’m nervous!
If you’re in the Atlanta area and you are NOT going to Dragon*Con, you should totally come see me perform! Winner takes some of the door money and gives it to their favorite charity. Oh, and beeteedubs, the winner is chosen by audience applause. I’m throwing my dolla dolla bills, when I win, at the Susan G. Komen 3-Day in Atlanta, specifically, my mother’s team.
Anyway, contrary to how this is starting out, I wasn’t really intending on pimping my own shit. I mean, I have every right to, but really, I wanted to show you this:
SERIOUSLY. What the fuck are you thinking, bitch!?
WE CAN SEE YOUR TOILET!!!!
At least we don’t see anything IN the toilet. And what is she covering up with her left hand there? Her Dignity Switch?
