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First things first: no, I haven’t changed my mind. It’s been quite liberating to be free from the self-imposed deadlines and workload of Date Wrecks. I’m still happy with my decision. I’m writing you guys tonight to tell you what some of the fans [Read More]
The End Of An Era
Rather than rip the bandaid off quickly, minimizing the build up to the trauma, I’m an avoider. I’d rather just soak in the tub and the the bandaid fall off, on his own… Find him floating on the surface of the water, relaxing in the bubbles, much like [Read More]
Oh My Zeus!
Seriously, the emails you guys are getting in your inbox lately are bizarre. Scarlett from NYC sends this one in: Got THIS amazing magic bag of whimsy from a guy on OKCupid. I assume his use of the word “fraulein” is the result of my having listed German as a [Read More]
SCREEN CAPTURE PEOPLE!
God. Talk about blowing it. I got this submission last night and it was SO GOOD. And then I got distracted playing Destructotruck, which, bee tee dubs, is probably the greatest game online. I really don’t get into online games, but I started playing this last night [Read More]
The Most Boring Personal Ad Ever
Can’t hurt to try this …… – 22 (bell) this is not a spam ……. hi my name is Marvin…… i live in bell , CA….. im 22 years old ….. im 5’6 170 pounds black hair brown eyes i work n go to school…… i [Read More]
I CAN’T STOP
Seriously, I have too much shit to be doing right now. I almost think I might pull an all-nighter, but I think I’m too old for that. Plus, I have to be up LATE tomorrow night for my Write Club event! Sweet Jesus, I’m nervous! If you’re in the Atlanta area [Read More]
Cold Calls: It’s Not Just For Sales
The WORST thing about dating online (besides surprise cock) is the random, cold-call style instant message. So you saw my profile and thought you might be interested in talking to me? Okay, that’s fine. And then you realized I was online right now? REFRAIN you [Read More]
It’s Just A Little Thing
Before I get started here, I want to clarify with everyone that I am in fact, a short person — not a little person, really… But I’m only like 2-3″ away from getting a handicapped tag for my car. That being said, because I am also a very short person, [Read More]
Speaking of Pubes…
Something just tells me the price on this isn’t quite right… I mean, I’ve never tried to calculate how much it would cost to shave a dude’s twins — much less “a hairy Italian bastard”‘s nuts. But I don’t know… Just [Read More]
The most intensely erotic experience of your life
Or… Maybe his. I don’t know. The most intensely erotic experience of your life A candlelit room. Jazz playing lightly in the background. A soft bed. You strip down and lay on your stomach on the bed. I apply some massage oil to your back and, beginning at your [Read More]
