Articles By: Jami

I am a single mom, graphic designer, perpetual smart ass, foul-mouthed shitface, and chronic dater. My life is the isssh.

FTWF: I’ve Told You A Million Times

I have several different funny voice impersonations that I do… it can be crazy funny in the right atmosphere. I also have a fartbox on my iphone (which makes poopy noises real loud) that I like to set off in crowded places. DUDE. Is that my tank top? Motherfucker. QUIT STRETCHING OUT MY CLOTHES!...

March 12th, 2010 | FTWF | Read More

I Got Five On It

So, I saw a link on Facebook this week for Fiverr.com and, as is my custom, I’ll scroll through a new website and look for something even remotely Date Wrecks related. Most of the time I come up short because the Date Wrecks tend to gather around the dating websites like slippery stanky pigs around...

March 10th, 2010 | Other Stuff | Read More

Dear DW: Finish Him

Dear DW, My boyfriend can’t come from vaginal sex or oral sex, he can only come from jerking himself off after we’ve had sex. It’s not really a problem I guess because he does take care of me first, but it makes me feel bad about myself. What is wrong with me? It’s insulting to...

March 10th, 2010 | Dear DW | Read More

Low Fat Fish

If you didn’t already need a reason to quit online dating, Fabiolite here wants to help you out. Fabiolite : Romance, Friendship, Success, Fun. About Me: Romance is more important than sex; and comedy is more important than anything.I have studied and worked in movies, so thay may be a talking...

March 9th, 2010 | POF | Read More

Craigslist Crazy — Caught On Tape

I can’t remember how I found this guy’s video, but he’s just one of your regular run of the mill crazy jackasses on YouTube, posting too many videos about his really strange existence. This one in particular struck me as it’s a video he’s posted in response to all of the...

March 8th, 2010 | Craigslist Crazies | Read More