Author Archive
FTWF: Which’a Way?!
Her username? Cougarlicous. Not Cougarlicious. Cougar-le-cous (cous?) Other mentionables: I mean, her crazy eye….s. That goes without saying. She’s wearing a pinky ring. Is that a mullet? Or is it pulled back in a banana clip? And I’m pretty sure [Read More]
Craigslist WIN! Holy Shit.
I… I’m shocked. Seriously, stunned. There is such a thing as winning on Craigslist. 5 Things For You To Think About – 21 (Toronto) 5 Insanely Simple Reasons Why You Should Date Me In today’s modern 21st century society, it’s not new to be [Read More]
“but i do love big breasts Ilove them all”
Oh, old men. When will you figure out that online dating just doesn’t work for your demographic!?? candyman1945 The Octopus: I NEED SOMEONE TO LOVE 64 year old Man Cocoa, Florida Interests WOMEN MAKING LOVE MOTORCYCLES COOKING KISSING HANDHOLDING MOVIES COUNTRY MUSIC [Read More]
We’re all in strung out shape, but stay frosty, and alert. We can’t afford to let one of those bastards in here.
Aww, if he wasn’t married this would sound almost human! Wish of a Married CLalien(Intelligent man on CL..lol) – 46 (Eastern shore) Yes, I almost feel like an alien in this strange CLworld! I am a successful businessman, professional, age 46, intelligent and [Read More]
I’m Not Sure I’d Call This Shy
I am a man seeking a woman – 22 (Ocean city/fenwick island) Just got down to the beach not too long ago. Vacationing off of 125th street. Yes, I am a creep. And yes, my family is dysfunctional. Also, yes, I have not had sex in the past year for my new years [Read More]
Sunday Showcase: It’s-A-Me!
As promised, here’s the first of a seven-day assault of new Date Wrecks posts. I know I’ve been slow on the posting lately. We’ll blame my tonsils. Feeling ruuunnnn-downnnnn lately. Here’s your Sunday Showcase participant! (If you aren’t in the [Read More]
Read It Like Beat Poetry
There was a picture that went along with this one, but Heather in Long Beach, CA didn’t save it/screenshot it! To be fair, she had this to say about the picture, “The picture is pretty whatevs, so if the ad gets taken down before you can see it, no big [Read More]
Must Not, May Not, Please Do Not!
Looking for a long-term relationship – 29 (Colchester) Single Women of America; Are you single, going to be single, or just married and unhappy? Boy have I got an opportunity for you, dating me! Yes, you’re reading this right. There’s nothing wrong with [Read More]
It’s! So! Exciting!
Listen up, chumps! Some of you guys get your panties in a twist and during your hate-parade. “Date Wrecks is anti-man!” “Jami is going to die alone because she hates all men!” “Jami has a delicious rack and I want to motorboat it!” Hm? [Read More]
Sunday Showcase: The Writer In The Kitchen
I’m going to hire one of those old fashioned-radio voice kind of guys to sing a little Sunday Showcase jingle. I think that would be amazing. In fact — do any of you guys want to sign up for THAT? Up today is a dude after my own heart — a writer! Working [Read More]
