Articles By: Jami

I am a single mom, graphic designer, perpetual smart ass, foul-mouthed shitface, and chronic dater. My life is the isssh.

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Facebook is to Social Networking what Craigslist is to…? Any guesses? I would say something like Yardsales in a neighborhood full of Pedos. But this guy has a different take. Or… He’s just like all the rest of the dolts that post on Craigslist and he’s stooopid. dating ,chatting...

July 15th, 2010 | Craigslist Crazies | Read More

That’s Totally The Reason, Man

Well on his way to starring in the sequel, The Younger Than 40-Year Old Virgin Who Isn’t THAT Over Weight, the star of our show…. THIS GUY! woman are too stuck up or chicken for me 33 year virgin – m4w (Prince oracle ) i am thirty three and a virgin the reason is i am a little kinkey...

July 14th, 2010 | Craigslist Crazies | Read More

Self-Absorbed Asshole Ahead

He peeped my profile and as soon as I saw what appeared to be a semi-nude picture, I knew I had to go sniffin’ for something wrecktastic. First, his profile… My Self-Summary I am athletic and fit — I am a member of a Fitness Club where I work out. During the summer I swim 2 miles...

July 13th, 2010 | OkStupid | Read More

Dizzily Drained

There are words that just cause my face to sour… Words that, when I hear them, make the corners of my mouth turn down in disgust. There’s a few on this list that make me hunch my shoulders in an effort to perhaps smoosh my ears up against them, blocking the sounds from assaulting me. Moist. GAH....

July 12th, 2010 | Craigslist Crazies | Read More

Which Way Did He Go?

He went thata way! It’s Friday! It’s the weekend! And to send you off in style, I’m going to teach you a new song. I wrote it just now. And when you read this, I’m probably going to be dancing around my bedroom listening to the song while I get ready to go out for the evening. Please...

July 9th, 2010 | Craigslist Crazies | Read More

FTWF: Aww, Somebody Tell Him About MMA

His profile was totally empty, so there’s no text from it I can use here. So, I figured I’d just make up some of my own. The eighties called, they said it’s time to renew your gym membership. Maybe instead of those pythons, you should focus on decorating that big ass house behind you,...

July 9th, 2010 | FTWF | Read More

He’s A She? She’s A He? Oh… No. Sorry.

Just your run of the mill wreck that found his own post. If you’re a fan on facebook, you probably were following this as it was developing toward the end of last week and into the weekend. It started here: Susan () wrote: Dear Jami, My boyfriend is listed out hear on your website. I knew he was...

July 8th, 2010 | Apologies | Read More

Jami’s Birthday Halloween Party

This post has nothing to do with nothing but everything to do with me. I want to go to NYC for my birthday this year. I’ve been trying to go for years now and this year, I want to make it happen. I’ll be 29. What better way to usher in my last year of my twenties than to throw down in NYC? I’ve...

July 6th, 2010 | | Read More

From The Minds of Nerds

Nintendo 64 lessons for friend with benefits!! – $1 (Bay Ridge) Have you always wanted to beat Perfect Dark on its hardest level? Do you know where to find Majora’s Mask? Would you like to beat Super Smash Bros, even with Jigglypuff? If so, then I’m your man. If you are a talented,...

July 6th, 2010 | Craigslist Crazies | Read More

This One Will Trick You

At first, I knew it was a wreck. Then I couldn’t believe it. Then I was like, “Ooooh! This is genius.” Where’s my sugar Momma? – 50 (Kennesaw) …I need help. Well, yes, that kind as well, but I’m talking about monetary help. I’ve got bills and they need...

July 5th, 2010 | Craigslist Crazies | Read More