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In Case You’ve Ever Wondered, Girls…
Did the distance make your hearts grow fonder, kids? God, it’s been nearly a week since I’ve posted. The good news: you guys still kept reading! Maybe this has forced some of you reluctant lazy-bones to dig through the archives, eh? Also, thanks for the metric [Read More]
It Hurts. Literally.
I swear to God, when I read posts like this, it makes me want to take my son and lock us in a closet for weeks on end — not to hide from men like this but to give my son some one-on-one tutoring time to make sure he could read and GOD DAMN WRITE. [Read More]
Giving Old Men A Bad Rap
Handsome bachelor seeks SWF 18+ to share Millwoods house (rent free) – 47 (Edmonton Millwoods) Hi there ladies! How would you like to share a house rent free with a good-looking guy? I’m a single, unattached, considered handsome Edmonton bachelor seeking an [Read More]
Date Report: Pffffffftttttbbbt
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I hate Twitter. Well, maybe hate is a strong word. I really just don’t understand how to get into it and because I can’t figure it out, my default setting is to just, you know… hate on it. But every now and then, somebody will tweet something to me or [Read More]
Breakin’ Up Is Hard To Do
Have you ever looked back at something you did during a break up and thought, “God, THAT was a little over-dramatic of me.” Don’t feel too bad, kids. At least this didn’t happen to you. [Read More]
He Said — She Said: Elvis Just Rolled Over
Jami: Weeee’re back! I don’t know what happened to James — he won the last installment of He Said — She Said — You Said. Maybe he’ll reappear in the comments section. Maybe the pressure of writing with me was too much. PC: It is a bit [Read More]
Single File, Ladies
I know you’re going to want to go all Bieber-Fever here girls, but please try to contain yourselves. who wants it – m4w – 33 (se) who wants it i can host THE PICTURE Now, you should know ahead of time, all of you scaredy cats that aren’t going to [Read More]
Cock Pics Are WHACK
Three postings on the Chicago-area Craigslist… All with the same pictures attached. Cock pics are Whack! Seriously, no women ever had a fling from a cock pic. In my experience cocks are best served in the dark, slowly, and with some decent wine and conversation. At [Read More]
He Says A Lot Of Things
I think we’re all pretty comfortable with the idea that you come to Date Wrecks to get an eye full of the most attractive people who are dating online. Every Wreck is a divine specimen with striking beauty and the peak of physical fitness. The smoothest skin, the [Read More]
There Aren’t Enough Sad Trombones
So Gena is just tra-la-la-ing on Facebook, like we all do. She gets a friend request from a guy and his name sounds familiar so she accepts the request, like we all do. Facebook: reconnecting you with people from your past that you weren’t really close with in the [Read More]
