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Jami’s Birthday Halloween Party
This post has nothing to do with nothing but everything to do with me. I want to go to NYC for my birthday this year. I’ve been trying to go for years now and this year, I want to make it happen. I’ll be 29. What better way to usher in my last year of [Read More]
From The Minds of Nerds
Nintendo 64 lessons for friend with benefits!! – $1 (Bay Ridge) Have you always wanted to beat Perfect Dark on its hardest level? Do you know where to find Majora’s Mask? Would you like to beat Super Smash Bros, even with Jigglypuff? If so, then I’m your [Read More]
This One Will Trick You
At first, I knew it was a wreck. Then I couldn’t believe it. Then I was like, “Ooooh! This is genius.” Where’s my sugar Momma? – 50 (Kennesaw) …I need help. Well, yes, that kind as well, but I’m talking about monetary help. [Read More]
Need Plans?
Have I got the perfect place to plop your ass this weekend! Just a one-two nighter (is not what you may think) – 56 (Catalina Mountains) So, this is Donnie Gross and me. My name is Steve. We will be in Tucson for 3-4 days arriving on 4th, June. Mimi is having minor [Read More]
Say WHAT?
Stop faking getout to have fun – 30 (north chicago) Everyone is fake out here…..y to meet someone for fun……asking to get registered into sites……..all r here to avoid scams and meet people for fun…. but here tooo nagging registration [Read More]
The Freak Bacon Is Strong With This One
Sarah in Ottawa sends in this gem from her inbox: The following is an email exchange I had with a guy on OkCupid. His profile wasn’t filled out, the only information he had was that he was from Reykjavik. He starts off on a somewhat over-familiar note: Icelandic [Read More]
He Might Be…
…the most uninteresting man in the world. Talk about a snooze fest. Picture This… (central montco) Picture this… a cabin in the woods… up in the mountains. There’s about ten inches of snow on the ground. It’s chilly outside… perfect [Read More]
With Macadamia Nuts, Please
So I’m not dead. I’m just super busy lately. If I was a really smart, professional blogger, I’d organize submissions into the queue so that when life got in the way of art, the queue would just keep spitting wrecks in your face, rapid-fire cumshot style. [Read More]
FTWF: Track Down This Murderer
Thou canst blind; but I can then grope. Uhhmm… So, you’re wearing a plaster mask, and your entire profile is an excerpt from Moby Dick. We get it, you’re like… Really into the arts and literature. But how is this going to play out? “How will I [Read More]
Clunky Indeed
guily as chardged – 30 (north/west) addicted too love this is a non-attempted to meet & it is in always so if you tierd of 2 pump chumps hit me up Um… Huh? Is the dude in a RV? [Read More]
