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    Nigerian Dating Scam

    Nigerian Dating Scam

    Emily: He messaged me while I was checking my messages. I clicked through to his profile while we chatted. Okay, I just looked at his pics and ignored the profile. Jami: Mrawr. Hello, occifer. Emily: Cute, yeah? Kinda? Uniform and all, y’all. Jami: I’ll say. [Read More]

    They don’t always go away when you ignore them

    They don’t always go away when you ignore them

    So there’s this guy. He’s lewey4u on OKCupid. He’s my age, seems to be gainfully employed, and yet… NO Winks…lol Oct. 3, 2009 – 5:16pm Hi…I’m Pat 40 in Winston….recently divorced…work in [Read More]

    He thinks I’m an Employment Counselor

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    He thinks I’m an Employment Counselor

    I wrote this shortly after I re-created my profile on OKC. Before the bright shiny wore off, and before I was planning on writing for dw. I didn’t save any of the datestamp info, unfortunately. BUT!!! He does still have the exact same profile up. It began slowly, but [Read More]

    Sunday Showcase: The Webmistress

    Sunday Showcase: The Webmistress

    Yes, I know it’s Saturday, but I’m posting this now because something is up with my “schedule posts” thingamajig and my birthday party is tonight so I know I won’t be up for doing much of anything in the morning, save a little horizontal eyelid [Read More]

    Do I need to call security?

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    Do I need to call security?

    Meet Offline? SoAllergic Today – 8:36am I think I’ve happened by your workplace before back before my divorce was final. Now, looks like I’m traveling from here to FL to visit between my new wife and at-present half-custody daughter. I’ll see how [Read More]

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    Just A Quick Note

    Just A Quick Note

    First things first: no, I haven’t changed my mind. It’s been quite liberating to be free from the [Read More]

    The End Of An Era

    The End Of An Era

    Rather than rip the bandaid off quickly, minimizing the build up to the trauma, I’m an avoider. I’d rather [Read More]

    Oh My Zeus!

    Oh My Zeus!

    Seriously, the emails you guys are getting in your inbox lately are bizarre. Scarlett from NYC sends this one in: Got [Read More]

    SCREEN CAPTURE PEOPLE!

    SCREEN CAPTURE PEOPLE!

    God. Talk about blowing it. I got this submission last night and it was SO GOOD. And then I got distracted playing [Read More]

    The Most Boring Personal Ad Ever

    The Most Boring Personal Ad Ever

    Can’t hurt to try this …… – 22 (bell) this is not a spam ……. hi my name is [Read More]

    I CAN’T STOP

    I CAN’T STOP

    Seriously, I have too much shit to be doing right now. I almost think I might pull an all-nighter, but I think [Read More]

    Cold Calls: It’s Not Just For Sales

    Cold Calls: It’s Not Just For Sales

    The WORST thing about dating online (besides surprise cock) is the random, cold-call style instant message. So you saw [Read More]

    It’s Just A Little Thing

    It’s Just A Little Thing

    Before I get started here, I want to clarify with everyone that I am in fact, a short person — not a little [Read More]

    Speaking of Pubes…

    Speaking of Pubes…

    Something just tells me the price on this isn’t quite right… I mean, I’ve never tried to calculate [Read More]

    The most intensely erotic experience of your life

    The most intensely erotic experience of your life

    Or… Maybe his. I don’t know. The most intensely erotic experience of your life A candlelit room. Jazz [Read More]

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