Archive for the ‘Craigslist Crazies’ Category

It’s Just A Little Thing

Before I get started here, I want to clarify with everyone that I am in fact, a short person — not a little person, really… But I’m only like 2-3″ away from getting a handicapped tag for my car. That being said, because I am also a very short person, I think this gives me appropriate...
August 30th, 2010 | Craigslist Crazies | Read More

Speaking of Pubes…

Something just tells me the price on this isn’t quite right… I mean, I’ve never tried to calculate how much it would cost to shave a dude’s twins — much less “a hairy Italian bastard”‘s nuts. But I don’t know… Just doesn’t quite seem like...
August 29th, 2010 | Craigslist Crazies | Read More

The most intensely erotic experience of your life

Or… Maybe his. I don’t know. The most intensely erotic experience of your life A candlelit room. Jazz playing lightly in the background. A soft bed. You strip down and lay on your stomach on the bed. I apply some massage oil to your back and, beginning at your neck, work my muscular hands...
August 27th, 2010 | Craigslist Crazies | Read More

Craigslist WIN! Holy Shit.

I… I’m shocked. Seriously, stunned. There is such a thing as winning on Craigslist. 5 Things For You To Think About – 21 (Toronto) 5 Insanely Simple Reasons Why You Should Date Me In today’s modern 21st century society, it’s not new to be floating around the internet looking for...
August 26th, 2010 | Craigslist Crazies | Read More

We’re all in strung out shape, but stay frosty, and alert. We can’t afford to let one of those bastards in here.

Aww, if he wasn’t married this would sound almost human! Wish of a Married CLalien(Intelligent man on CL..lol) – 46 (Eastern shore) Yes, I almost feel like an alien in this strange CLworld! I am a successful businessman, professional, age 46, intelligent and “a classy” alien..lol. I...
August 24th, 2010 | Craigslist Crazies | Read More

I’m Not Sure I’d Call This Shy

I am a man seeking a woman – 22 (Ocean city/fenwick island) Just got down to the beach not too long ago. Vacationing off of 125th street. Yes, I am a creep. And yes, my family is dysfunctional. Also, yes, I have not had sex in the past year for my new years resolution. (except with my hand, via...
August 23rd, 2010 | Craigslist Crazies | Read More

Read It Like Beat Poetry

There was a picture that went along with this one, but Heather in Long Beach, CA didn’t save it/screenshot it! To be fair, she had this to say about the picture, “The picture is pretty whatevs, so if the ad gets taken down before you can see it, no big deal.” But… I… Must…...
August 20th, 2010 | Craigslist Crazies | Read More

Must Not, May Not, Please Do Not!

Looking for a long-term relationship – 29 (Colchester) Single Women of America; Are you single, going to be single, or just married and unhappy? Boy have I got an opportunity for you, dating me! Yes, you’re reading this right. There’s nothing wrong with your eyes. I am now available...
August 17th, 2010 | Craigslist Crazies | Read More

It’s! So! Exciting!

It’s! So! Exciting!
Listen up, chumps! Some of you guys get your panties in a twist and during your hate-parade. “Date Wrecks is anti-man!” “Jami is going to die alone because she hates all men!” “Jami has a delicious rack and I want to motorboat it!” Hm? What…? Oh come on…...
August 15th, 2010 | Craigslist Crazies | Read More

In Case You’ve Ever Wondered, Girls…

Did the distance make your hearts grow fonder, kids? God, it’s been nearly a week since I’ve posted. The good news: you guys still kept reading! Maybe this has forced some of you reluctant lazy-bones to dig through the archives, eh? Also, thanks for the metric ton of submissions. No doubt,...
August 12th, 2010 | Craigslist Crazies | Read More
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