‘Craigslist Crazies’ Archives
The Most Boring Personal Ad Ever
Can’t hurt to try this …… – 22 (bell) this is not a spam ……. hi my name is Marvin…… i live in bell , CA….. im 22 years old ….. im 5’6 170 pounds black hair brown eyes i work n go to school…… i [Read More]
It’s Just A Little Thing
Before I get started here, I want to clarify with everyone that I am in fact, a short person — not a little person, really… But I’m only like 2-3″ away from getting a handicapped tag for my car. That being said, because I am also a very short person, [Read More]
Speaking of Pubes…
Something just tells me the price on this isn’t quite right… I mean, I’ve never tried to calculate how much it would cost to shave a dude’s twins — much less “a hairy Italian bastard”‘s nuts. But I don’t know… Just [Read More]
The most intensely erotic experience of your life
Or… Maybe his. I don’t know. The most intensely erotic experience of your life A candlelit room. Jazz playing lightly in the background. A soft bed. You strip down and lay on your stomach on the bed. I apply some massage oil to your back and, beginning at your [Read More]
Craigslist WIN! Holy Shit.
I… I’m shocked. Seriously, stunned. There is such a thing as winning on Craigslist. 5 Things For You To Think About – 21 (Toronto) 5 Insanely Simple Reasons Why You Should Date Me In today’s modern 21st century society, it’s not new to be [Read More]
We’re all in strung out shape, but stay frosty, and alert. We can’t afford to let one of those bastards in here.
Aww, if he wasn’t married this would sound almost human! Wish of a Married CLalien(Intelligent man on CL..lol) – 46 (Eastern shore) Yes, I almost feel like an alien in this strange CLworld! I am a successful businessman, professional, age 46, intelligent and [Read More]
I’m Not Sure I’d Call This Shy
I am a man seeking a woman – 22 (Ocean city/fenwick island) Just got down to the beach not too long ago. Vacationing off of 125th street. Yes, I am a creep. And yes, my family is dysfunctional. Also, yes, I have not had sex in the past year for my new years [Read More]
Read It Like Beat Poetry
There was a picture that went along with this one, but Heather in Long Beach, CA didn’t save it/screenshot it! To be fair, she had this to say about the picture, “The picture is pretty whatevs, so if the ad gets taken down before you can see it, no big [Read More]
Must Not, May Not, Please Do Not!
Looking for a long-term relationship – 29 (Colchester) Single Women of America; Are you single, going to be single, or just married and unhappy? Boy have I got an opportunity for you, dating me! Yes, you’re reading this right. There’s nothing wrong with [Read More]
It’s! So! Exciting!
Listen up, chumps! Some of you guys get your panties in a twist and during your hate-parade. “Date Wrecks is anti-man!” “Jami is going to die alone because she hates all men!” “Jami has a delicious rack and I want to motorboat it!” Hm? [Read More]
