Archive for the ‘Craigslist Crazies’ Category

Do The Math

So I got this submission the other day: HOT MALE FOR FEMALE – m4w Cole Bartiromo, 25, the infamous younger cousin of CNBC’s “Money Honey” Maria Bartiromo, is in federal prison until this summer and needs someone to write to. Known for his million dollar investment company at...

February 24th, 2010 | Craigslist Crazies | Read More

If You Spell Love Like Luv, I Want To KYITN

Paige sends in this submission, screenshot style. “This one is ridiculous, why anyone would feel the need to tell their life story over Craigslist, I have no idea…” Seriously… If you start out like this, what in the WORLD is left to talk about on your first date… And second…...

February 14th, 2010 | Craigslist Crazies | Read More

Bei Ihm Fällt Der Groschen Pfennigerweise

My German is rusty… And by rusty, I mean yo hablo español. But I did a google search for ‘german expressions’ and learned that “Bei ihm/ihr fällt der Groschen pfennigerweise,” means “In his/her case the dime falls more like a penny.” Kind of like saying, “A...

February 10th, 2010 | Craigslist Crazies | Read More

Reach For The Stars!

Sometimes when I get a submission, I’m taken back to a period in my personal life where I relate to the Date Wreck in question. This is not a particularly comfortable notion, given that the Date Wrecks have teh crayzee and I’m supposed to be full of win. Aaaanyway, this particular submission...

February 9th, 2010 | Craigslist Crazies | Read More

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