‘Craigslist Crazies’ Archives
In Case You’ve Ever Wondered, Girls…
Did the distance make your hearts grow fonder, kids? God, it’s been nearly a week since I’ve posted. The good news: you guys still kept reading! Maybe this has forced some of you reluctant lazy-bones to dig through the archives, eh? Also, thanks for the metric [Read More]
It Hurts. Literally.
I swear to God, when I read posts like this, it makes me want to take my son and lock us in a closet for weeks on end — not to hide from men like this but to give my son some one-on-one tutoring time to make sure he could read and GOD DAMN WRITE. [Read More]
Giving Old Men A Bad Rap
Handsome bachelor seeks SWF 18+ to share Millwoods house (rent free) – 47 (Edmonton Millwoods) Hi there ladies! How would you like to share a house rent free with a good-looking guy? I’m a single, unattached, considered handsome Edmonton bachelor seeking an [Read More]
Single File, Ladies
I know you’re going to want to go all Bieber-Fever here girls, but please try to contain yourselves. who wants it – m4w – 33 (se) who wants it i can host THE PICTURE Now, you should know ahead of time, all of you scaredy cats that aren’t going to [Read More]
Cock Pics Are WHACK
Three postings on the Chicago-area Craigslist… All with the same pictures attached. Cock pics are Whack! Seriously, no women ever had a fling from a cock pic. In my experience cocks are best served in the dark, slowly, and with some decent wine and conversation. At [Read More]
He Says A Lot Of Things
I think we’re all pretty comfortable with the idea that you come to Date Wrecks to get an eye full of the most attractive people who are dating online. Every Wreck is a divine specimen with striking beauty and the peak of physical fitness. The smoothest skin, the [Read More]
Oh, It’s My Favorite Kind Of Wreck!
If I could have a super power, it would be the ability to shape-shift. I would melt like the bad other-terminator into a pile of goo and reform into a wall to avoid talking to people… Or to eavesdrop. I’d probably use this super power for selfish gain like, [Read More]
Pop Quiz!
Facebook is to Social Networking what Craigslist is to…? Any guesses? I would say something like Yardsales in a neighborhood full of Pedos. But this guy has a different take. Or… He’s just like all the rest of the dolts that post on Craigslist and [Read More]
That’s Totally The Reason, Man
Well on his way to starring in the sequel, The Younger Than 40-Year Old Virgin Who Isn’t THAT Over Weight, the star of our show…. THIS GUY! woman are too stuck up or chicken for me 33 year virgin – m4w (Prince oracle ) i am thirty three and a virgin the [Read More]
Dizzily Drained
There are words that just cause my face to sour… Words that, when I hear them, make the corners of my mouth turn down in disgust. There’s a few on this list that make me hunch my shoulders in an effort to perhaps smoosh my ears up against them, blocking the [Read More]
