‘Craigslist Crazies’ Archives
Everything: UR doin’ it wrong! — Le film
From this post. In other news, I’m going to quit dating altogether and just make more xtranormal videos. I can.not.seem.to.stop. [Read More]
File This Under Sentences I Never Thought I’d Read
I’ll never look at my thumb drive the same again. You stuck my flash drive in your vagina – m4w – 25 (philadelphia) You stuck my flash drive in your vagina. If you are reading this, you know who you are. I don’t think this is a fad sweeping the city, [Read More]
Mr. Maturity
Want girlie goo and girlie glue! – 46 (Glendale) I remember when I was a boy — I thought girls had “cooties.” Then I entered adolescence and thought girls were pretty hot. Well, now that I am an adult, I have a more realistic view of girls. I still [Read More]
Cock A Cola
BiG bLaCk CoCk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – m4w – 23 (west) Hey I have a Big Black Cock! I love pussy. I love having a woman on top riding my dick. I love women period!!!!!! Im 6′four inche tall. three hundred pounds. I have a [Read More]
I Put My Hand Upon Your Hip
blondy woman god just one!!!! – m4w – 40 (silver spring) hello: is a about how i look like no who i am? almost the woman dont date me cus i am latin guy who care? i am great guy good shape i race bicycles, i am separated, 5.6 tall, i my dream is meet [Read More]
Old Reliable
The old guys are so reliable for wreckage, right? This “daddy” doesn’t disappoint. sugar dad seeking daughter type girl for long relationship – 56 (north east) im a decent man who is well off money wiseand i am searching for a girl to spoil. i have [Read More]
Just The Facts, Folks.
One more try………. – 31 (knoxville) Here I go again….I am a sexy Black BBW. looking for some one local or who is willing to travel.I am fairly new to the knoxville area and I am in need of some male companionship. That man must be fairly [Read More]
Wheelin’ & Dealin’
Wheelchair seeks party girl – 49 (Norman) Hi ladies, If you want to have fun, try a wheelchair guy. Everything works for you to squeal in delight. I want you to be happy. Let’s chat soon. Send some contact info. Don’t say, go here, for pics or number. [Read More]
Craigslist Crazy — Caught On Tape
I can’t remember how I found this guy’s video, but he’s just one of your regular run of the mill crazy jackasses on YouTube, posting too many videos about his really strange existence. This one in particular struck me as it’s a video he’s [Read More]
Do The Math
So I got this submission the other day: HOT MALE FOR FEMALE – m4w Cole Bartiromo, 25, the infamous younger cousin of CNBC’s “Money Honey” Maria Bartiromo, is in federal prison until this summer and needs someone to write to. Known for his million [Read More]
