‘Date Reports’ Archives
Date Report: Pffffffftttttbbbt
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I hate Twitter. Well, maybe hate is a strong word. I really just don’t understand how to get into it and because I can’t figure it out, my default setting is to just, you know… hate on it. But every now and then, somebody will tweet something to me or [Read More]
You’re The 99th Caller!
Congratulations, Ben! You’ve just won a chance to date a really weird girl who doesn’t understand that you’re not into her! Got this submission from Ben about a date gone wrong. Hey Jami, I have become a big fan of your blog over the last week after my [Read More]
Do I need to call security?
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Meet Offline? SoAllergic Today – 8:36am I think I’ve happened by your workplace before back before my divorce was final. Now, looks like I’m traveling from here to FL to visit between my new wife and at-present half-custody daughter. I’ll see how [Read More]
Date Report — The Mutha Effin Coppas
Wow. I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for this date. It’s a horrible thing, isn’t it? When you find yourself in a situation that is so sad and pathetic that you can’t just BAIL. Ever have one of those first dates where you were wishing the [Read More]
Date Report: Debacle
After reading the horror of the post on Monday, Ashlee sends us this Date Report: I’ve got a date wreck for you that’s pretty unbelievable. We’ll call him “Jon” for purposes of protecting what little dignity that boy has left. A little over a [Read More]
Date Report: The Story of the Drill Penis and the Twat Bomb
Before I take you on this journey with me, dear readers, I want you to make a promise to me: I want you to promise that you will read through the entire post before commenting. There is a lot going on in this post and almost none of it is good. It should be pretty [Read More]
Date Report — “Ain’t no thing but a chicken wing”
Guest post today! I can’t remember exactly how A and I met, but I’m really glad that we did. It’s eerie how much she and I have in common — we’re both graphic designers that get off on typography, we’re both terribly sarcastic, we both [Read More]
Date Report — It’s Just Eggs!
Did you forget that your fearful writer over here actually goes on dates? Seriously. I’m not in this just to make fun of terrible daters! I haven’t been doing too much dating lately. Been feeling burned out. Brief update for those of you that follow along (and [Read More]
Date Report: YES Drill Sergeant!
So, got a nickname for the man I went out with tonight — this one was SO easy. He’s a drill sergeant in the army (rrrrawr). I was actually a little nervous for this date. I generally don’t get all that nervous until RIGHT before the date, then my stomach [Read More]
Date Report(s)
So I’ve had two more dates with the guy from Sunday. I’m still working up a good nickname for him. I certainly don’t want to pick something too obvious and blow his anonymity, but I’m having a hard time coming up with something. Strange, no? It was [Read More]
