Archive for the ‘Date Reports’ Category

Date Report: Pffffffftttttbbbt

I hate Twitter. Well, maybe hate is a strong word. I really just don’t understand how to get into it and because I can’t figure it out, my default setting is to just, you know… hate on it. But every now and then, somebody will tweet something to me or I’ll actually make an attempt...
July 30th, 2010 | | Read More

You’re The 99th Caller!

Congratulations, Ben! You’ve just won a chance to date a really weird girl who doesn’t understand that you’re not into her! Got this submission from Ben about a date gone wrong. Hey Jami, I have become a big fan of your blog over the last week after my friend Charlotte showed me...
January 7th, 2010 | | Read More

Do I need to call security?

Meet Offline? SoAllergic Today – 8:36am I think I’ve happened by your workplace before back before my divorce was final. Now, looks like I’m traveling from here to FL to visit between my new wife and at-present half-custody daughter. I’ll see how things play out. Anyway, I’ve...
November 9th, 2009 | OkStupid | Read More

Date Report — The Mutha Effin Coppas

Date Report — The Mutha Effin Coppas
Wow. I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for this date. It’s a horrible thing, isn’t it? When you find yourself in a situation that is so sad and pathetic that you can’t just BAIL. Ever have one of those first dates where you were wishing the restaurant would catch fire...
October 15th, 2009 | | Read More

Date Report: Debacle

Date Report: Debacle
After reading the horror of the post on Monday, Ashlee sends us this Date Report: I’ve got a date wreck for you that’s pretty unbelievable. We’ll call him “Jon” for purposes of protecting what little dignity that boy has left. A little over a month ago, I met a guy on a...
October 9th, 2009 | | Read More

Date Report: The Story of the Drill Penis and the Twat Bomb

Date Report: The Story of the Drill Penis and the Twat Bomb
Before I take you on this journey with me, dear readers, I want you to make a promise to me: I want you to promise that you will read through the entire post before commenting. There is a lot going on in this post and almost none of it is good. It should be pretty entertaining though (at my expense,...
October 5th, 2009 | | Read More

Date Report — “Ain’t no thing but a chicken wing”

Guest post today! I can’t remember exactly how A and I met, but I’m really glad that we did. It’s eerie how much she and I have in common — we’re both graphic designers that get off on typography, we’re both terribly sarcastic, we both seem to be horrible at choosing...
August 24th, 2009 | | Read More

Date Report — It’s Just Eggs!

Did you forget that your fearful writer over here actually goes on dates? Seriously. I’m not in this just to make fun of terrible daters! [crossing my heart and hoping to die] I haven’t been doing too much dating lately. Been feeling burned out. Brief update for those of you that follow along...
August 10th, 2009 | | Read More

Date Report: YES Drill Sergeant!

So, got a nickname for the man I went out with tonight — this one was SO easy. He’s a drill sergeant in the army (rrrrawr). I was actually a little nervous for this date. I generally don’t get all that nervous until RIGHT before the date, then my stomach seems to plummet deep into my...
July 4th, 2009 | | Read More

Date Report(s)

So I’ve had two more dates with the guy from Sunday. I’m still working up a good nickname for him. I certainly don’t want to pick something too obvious and blow his anonymity, but I’m having a hard time coming up with something. Strange, no? It was easy to come up with a nickname...
June 18th, 2009 | | Read More
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