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You’re The 99th Caller!

Congratulations, Ben! You’ve just won a chance to date a really weird girl who doesn’t understand that you’re not into her! Got this submission from Ben about a date gone wrong. Hey Jami, I have become a big fan of your blog over the last week after my friend Charlotte showed me...
January 7th, 2010 | Date Reports | Read More

Do I need to call security?

Meet Offline? SoAllergic Today – 8:36am I think I’ve happened by your workplace before back before my divorce was final. Now, looks like I’m traveling from here to FL to visit between my new wife and at-present half-custody daughter. I’ll see how things play out. Anyway, I’ve...
November 9th, 2009 | Date Reports, OkStupid | Read More

Date Report — The Mutha Effin Coppas

Date Report — The Mutha Effin Coppas
Wow. I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for this date. It’s a horrible thing, isn’t it? When you find yourself in a situation that is so sad and pathetic that you can’t just BAIL. Ever have one of those first dates where you were wishing the restaurant would catch fire...
October 15th, 2009 | Date Reports | Read More

Date Report: Debacle

Date Report: Debacle
After reading the horror of the post on Monday, Ashlee sends us this Date Report: I’ve got a date wreck for you that’s pretty unbelievable. We’ll call him “Jon” for purposes of protecting what little dignity that boy has left. A little over a month ago, I met a guy on a...
October 9th, 2009 | Date Reports | Read More

Date Report: The Story of the Drill Penis and the Twat Bomb

Date Report: The Story of the Drill Penis and the Twat Bomb
Before I take you on this journey with me, dear readers, I want you to make a promise to me: I want you to promise that you will read through the entire post before commenting. There is a lot going on in this post and almost none of it is good. It should be pretty entertaining though (at my expense,...
October 5th, 2009 | Date Reports | Read More
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