Date Report: Pffffffftttttbbbt

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I hate Twitter. Well, maybe hate is a strong word. I really just don’t understand how to get into it and because I can’t figure it out, my default setting is to just, you know… hate on it. But every now and then, somebody will tweet something to me or I’ll actually make an attempt [...]

You’re The 99th Caller!

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Congratulations, Ben! You’ve just won a chance to date a really weird girl who doesn’t understand that you’re not into her! Got this submission from Ben about a date gone wrong. Hey Jami, I have become a big fan of your blog over the last week after my friend Charlotte showed me an article about [...]

Date Report — The Mutha Effin Coppas

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Wow. I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for this date. It’s a horrible thing, isn’t it? When you find yourself in a situation that is so sad and pathetic that you can’t just BAIL. Ever have one of those first dates where you were wishing the restaurant would catch [...]

Date Report: Debacle

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After reading the horror of the post on Monday, Ashlee sends us this Date Report: I’ve got a date wreck for you that’s pretty unbelievable. We’ll call him “Jon” for purposes of protecting what little dignity that boy has left. A little over a month ago, I met a guy on a dating site. He [...]

Date Report: The Story of the Drill Penis and the Twat Bomb

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Before I take you on this journey with me, dear readers, I want you to make a promise to me: I want you to promise that you will read through the entire post before commenting. There is a lot going on in this post and almost none of it is good. It should be pretty [...]

Date Report — “Ain’t no thing but a chicken wing”

Yo, Indiana Jones called. He said, "Stop making my shit look gay! That's not what the whip is for!"

Guest post today! I can’t remember exactly how A and I met, but I’m really glad that we did. It’s eerie how much she and I have in common — we’re both graphic designers that get off on typography, we’re both terribly sarcastic, we both seem to be horrible at choosing men, and we’re both [...]

Date Report — It’s Just Eggs!

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Did you forget that your fearful writer over here actually goes on dates? Seriously. I’m not in this just to make fun of terrible daters! [crossing my heart and hoping to die] I haven’t been doing too much dating lately. Been feeling burned out. Brief update for those of you that follow along (and if [...]

Date Report: YES Drill Sergeant!

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So, got a nickname for the man I went out with tonight — this one was SO easy. He’s a drill sergeant in the army (rrrrawr). I was actually a little nervous for this date. I generally don’t get all that nervous until RIGHT before the date, then my stomach seems to plummet deep into [...]

Date Report(s)

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So I’ve had two more dates with the guy from Sunday. I’m still working up a good nickname for him. I certainly don’t want to pick something too obvious and blow his anonymity, but I’m having a hard time coming up with something. Strange, no? It was easy to come up with a nickname for [...]

Date Report

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I had a first date last night. It was just really, really great. Here’s how great it was — when I was driving home, I was all like… Just dweebing-out in the car — smiling and shit… I drove right past my own house. I’ve been living there since March. There are street lights. My [...]


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