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    I had a first date last night. It was just really, really great. Here’s how great it was — when I was driving home, I was all like… Just dweebing-out in the car — smiling and shit… I drove right past my own house. I’ve been living there [Read More]

    Sunday Morning Date Report

    Sunday Morning Date Report

    So I had date number three with Mr. Nice Guy and, guys, really… He is just really super cool. He’s surprising me in some ways — super mature and a great communicator. He opened up to me about being a little freaked out about stepping over toys when he came [Read More]

    Date Report

    Date Report

    I had a nice low-key date number two tonight with the Nice Guy from the beginning of the month. Prior to the date, my day was kind of a wash. I was late to work because my battery died on my car. Dropped it off at my regular shop and it wasn’t just my battery, [Read More]

    Date Report

    Date Report

    I had a date last night. And let me pull you guys aside for a moment, because I’m gonna get real with you. I was talking about this on my facebook status earlier this week, and it’s something that I’ve been dealing with for most of my life. I like bad [Read More]

    Date Report

    Date Report

    Well, I suppose we’ll lump in a week’s worth of dating into one post, shall we? In the last week, I had four more dates with the single dad dude. Yea, that’s right. FOUR. Where in the world does this single mom find the time to do all that? Hell if I know, [Read More]

    Wheeeee

    Wheeeee

    I am FLOATING. Seriously… FLOATING. I took my best friend out into the city last night. She was visiting from Athens… And the new boy… He invited us to come to this show, The Silver Scream Spook Show. I told him my friend was a poor college student and I [Read More]

    Show me three fingers!

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    Show me three fingers!

    No! Not those three fingers! THESE three fingers!Yup, you guessed it. Third date last night (with the same guy). Yet again, an amazing, fun date. It’s an interesting thing when you go on a date with a real man… One who respects you and doesn’t, like… [Read More]

    Living Proof

    Living Proof

    It is possible to meet a man online and have a great date. It’s even possible to have TWO great dates. Who woulda thunk it? Just got home from my second date with a really great guy. So much fun. Such a gentleman… He did that whole “Let me walk on the [Read More]

    Mr. Breezy blew in for a minute

    Mr. Breezy blew in for a minute

    You all remember Mr. Breezy, right? No? Here’s the brief run down: We were supposed to have a date and the dude never called to confirm. By 3pm on the day of our date, I still hadn’t heard from him. So, I just made other plans. After a weird text exchange, I [Read More]

    It’s official

    It’s official

    I am taking a break from dating. I am tired of having great first dates only to have things fizzle out or to be totally disappointed by the dudes. I think, in the last few months, I’ve had about seven or eight first dates. Ugh. That sounds exciting… But when [Read More]

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    Just A Quick Note

    Just A Quick Note

    First things first: no, I haven’t changed my mind. It’s been quite liberating to be free from the [Read More]

    The End Of An Era

    The End Of An Era

    Rather than rip the bandaid off quickly, minimizing the build up to the trauma, I’m an avoider. I’d rather [Read More]

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    Oh My Zeus!

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    SCREEN CAPTURE PEOPLE!

    SCREEN CAPTURE PEOPLE!

    God. Talk about blowing it. I got this submission last night and it was SO GOOD. And then I got distracted playing [Read More]

    The Most Boring Personal Ad Ever

    The Most Boring Personal Ad Ever

    Can’t hurt to try this …… – 22 (bell) this is not a spam ……. hi my name is [Read More]

    I CAN’T STOP

    I CAN’T STOP

    Seriously, I have too much shit to be doing right now. I almost think I might pull an all-nighter, but I think [Read More]

    Cold Calls: It’s Not Just For Sales

    Cold Calls: It’s Not Just For Sales

    The WORST thing about dating online (besides surprise cock) is the random, cold-call style instant message. So you saw [Read More]

    It’s Just A Little Thing

    It’s Just A Little Thing

    Before I get started here, I want to clarify with everyone that I am in fact, a short person — not a little [Read More]

    Speaking of Pubes…

    Speaking of Pubes…

    Something just tells me the price on this isn’t quite right… I mean, I’ve never tried to calculate [Read More]

    The most intensely erotic experience of your life

    The most intensely erotic experience of your life

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