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    Oh really?

    Oh really?

    I got a bunch of emails from this one guy nearly two months ago… I wasn’t feeling like we were a good match, mostly because he seemed to be so full of himself. He couldn’t remember from one conversation to the next what I did for a living… The fact [Read More]

    Why do we do this to ourselves?

    Why do we do this to ourselves?

    I don’t think I’m quite “there” yet, but I’m starting to wonder why we put ourselves through the hell that is dating. I’m starting to wonder if the really smart ones out there are the ones who dig on arranged marriages. I’m sure [Read More]

    I had a date with a girl…

    I had a date with a girl…

    Well, not really. What a flop. This weekend was a total bust on the dating front. You know how my Friday night date ended up. But I held out hope for the weekend… I had a date with a guy for Saturday night. We had plans to go to Dave & Busters (a little, [Read More]

    Boom.

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    Boom.

    My mother is something of a clairvoyant. She knew I was pregnant before I did which, at the time, was quite a feat considering I was a rebellious young person who had voluntarily turned her back on her parents and hadn’t seen them in months. She knew when my sister [Read More]

    Failure to launch…

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    Failure to launch…

    I got an email last week from a guy named James. He seemed nice enough… A 28 year old sales manager… Owned his own home, north of Atlanta. Super cute… Korean… We had great conversation. We took it off the computer and to the phone and at first, it [Read More]

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    Just A Quick Note

    Just A Quick Note

    First things first: no, I haven’t changed my mind. It’s been quite liberating to be free from the [Read More]

    The End Of An Era

    The End Of An Era

    Rather than rip the bandaid off quickly, minimizing the build up to the trauma, I’m an avoider. I’d rather [Read More]

    Oh My Zeus!

    Oh My Zeus!

    Seriously, the emails you guys are getting in your inbox lately are bizarre. Scarlett from NYC sends this one in: Got [Read More]

    SCREEN CAPTURE PEOPLE!

    SCREEN CAPTURE PEOPLE!

    God. Talk about blowing it. I got this submission last night and it was SO GOOD. And then I got distracted playing [Read More]

    The Most Boring Personal Ad Ever

    The Most Boring Personal Ad Ever

    Can’t hurt to try this …… – 22 (bell) this is not a spam ……. hi my name is [Read More]

    I CAN’T STOP

    I CAN’T STOP

    Seriously, I have too much shit to be doing right now. I almost think I might pull an all-nighter, but I think [Read More]

    Cold Calls: It’s Not Just For Sales

    Cold Calls: It’s Not Just For Sales

    The WORST thing about dating online (besides surprise cock) is the random, cold-call style instant message. So you saw [Read More]

    It’s Just A Little Thing

    It’s Just A Little Thing

    Before I get started here, I want to clarify with everyone that I am in fact, a short person — not a little [Read More]

    Speaking of Pubes…

    Speaking of Pubes…

    Something just tells me the price on this isn’t quite right… I mean, I’ve never tried to calculate [Read More]

    The most intensely erotic experience of your life

    The most intensely erotic experience of your life

    Or… Maybe his. I don’t know. The most intensely erotic experience of your life A candlelit room. Jazz [Read More]

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