‘From My Inbox’ Archives
From My Inbox
Ah, we return to the very thing that carved out a special little place in your heart… My inbox. Please, please… Hold your applause until the end. Otherwise, we’ll never get through all of this together. [Read More]
Yo Ho Ho, Read This!
In addition to the exchange I’m about to tell you about, I’m going to have a From My Inbox on Monday. I have been doing a pretty good job of ignoring my inbox on OkCupid, but there’s a few recent ones that I can’t NOT share. So, look for it on [Read More]
I may be cute…
…but don’t call me a Cutie Pie, dipshit. Evah. Here’s an email I got this week: [Read More]
Funny stuff…
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Practical jokes are good, man. Super good. So I logged in on Friday to get to metalchic69-4u‘s profile, thus re-enabling my disabled account on OkCupid. While I was logged in, I got an email from this character: jonnybeebad09 27 / m / straight / single Atlanta, [Read More]
From My Inbox
…is on hiatus. I’m taking my OkC profile down. Now, don’t get ahead of yourself. I’m not doing this because of my great recent dates, it’s something I’ve been contemplating for a long time. In fact, I’ve had a post set in the queue [Read More]
From My Inbox – Special Edition
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So, I got my first email from a married man! (Well, the first one where he was open about it — I have my suspicions about one from the past, but whatever. Let’s focus here!) tatguy75 34 / m / straight / available Atlanta, Georgia My Self-Summary I’m just [Read More]
From My Inbox
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Here we go again Caption: Acting like a sexy beast Really? In a sleeveless denim vest? REALLY? Oh lord. No, no, no, no, no. NO. Just no. What the fucking hell was he thinking? I suppose you reach a certain level of unattractiveness that you just really don’t give a [Read More]
From My Inbox
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When it rains, it pours. Enjoy! This is his, “I’m sitting in the floor of my grandma’s parlor, making my sensitive face,” face. The fireplace is a nice touch, friend. Really. Matches your hair. Bitty pictures make me cringe! I mean, why even upload a [Read More]
From My Inbox
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Here we go again, my dearly loved readers. Caption: Senior Year of College Ooohh! So you were THAT guy in college? Tom Petty called, dude… He’s really been looking for that hat. Ok, I can’t work it out guys, and I need your help: Is this a wreck or a win? [Read More]
From My Inbox — The Late Edition
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As promised, my inbox innards. Sorry I was late today, guys. It won’t happen again. I can haz muh spankun’ now? Cute. No way this is his real smile, man. Why would you do this to yourself?? And EGADS – that’s the dirtiest mirror since… [Read More]
