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    He Said – She Said: New Dog, Old Tricks

    He Said – She Said:  New Dog, Old Tricks

    PC: Hey Jami, you know how I know when we have a good candidate for HSSS? Jami: When I email you and say, “Hey, this is what we’re writing about this week.”? PC: When I can’t decide which is worse, the picture or the written profile. Â Gold. Â [Read More]

    He Said – She Said: More Bad Poetry

    He Said – She Said:  More Bad Poetry

    PC: I love it when themes just present themselves like this. Â Jami, you and Miki were so awesome last week with MegaDwarf, I was hoping we could continue with the theme of bad poetry. Â Oh, and Miki, you’re the shit. Â In your honor, I have procured mass [Read More]

    She Said — Miki Said: Dwarf Seeks Unicorn For LTR

    She Said — Miki Said: Dwarf Seeks Unicorn For LTR

    If you don’t remember or are just joining us, last week I had something of a contest. Instead of posting the usual back and forth commentary between PC and myself, I posted only the profile and asked you guys to flex your snark muscles.The commenter with the most [Read More]

    He Said — She Said — You Said?

    He Said — She Said — You Said?

    I realize that the folks that read this blog are some of the smartest snarkies out there and I had a thought… What if you were given the chance to really run with your sarcasm? What if I were to place at your feet a total and complete Date Wreck with zero commentary [Read More]

    He Said — She Said: PC Is Mean To Girls

    He Said — She Said: PC Is Mean To Girls

    Jami: I’ve been looking forward to this all week. PC says not to get my hopes up because he’s not drunk tonight while we write. You know what I say to that? WHERE’S YOUR DEDICATION TO YOUR CRAFT, PC!? Now somebody get this man a beer! PC: Â I thought it [Read More]

    He Said — She Said: Peekshures

    He Said — She Said: Peekshures

    Jami: Do you guys know what makes The Personals Critic so brilliant? PC: Well, I got some Gingko Biloba to improve my memory, but I keep forgetting to take it. Jami: He says to me, “Why don’t we do a whole post with just really terrible pictures?” And [Read More]

    He Said — She Said: Everything is more fun naked!

    He Said — She Said: Everything is more fun naked!

    Y’all have to excuse how late this installment of HSSS is… I blame PC. He and I hop on IM or the phone on Tuesday nights to hammer out the details for He Said — She Said. But here’s a little known fact — when old dudes get older, they get [Read More]

    He Said — She Said: Whoosa Whatza?

    He Said — She Said: Whoosa Whatza?

    PC: Okay Jami, this week’s submission for He Said – She Said is either some sort of alien transmission from the mother ship or the sad result of ebonics plus texting. Ebexting. Tectonics. Whatever. Jami: Ohhhh! Freak show! PC: I say we take on the [Read More]

    He Said — She Said: Cheating-You’re Doing it Wrong

    He Said — She Said: Cheating-You’re Doing it Wrong

    Jami: Let’s start this episode of He Said — She Said with a letter… Because it is IMPOSSIBLE for me to sit on my hands… Because, contrary to what you might think, I am like this in real life — I can’t just NOT say something when I see [Read More]

    He Said — She Said: Faster Pussycat

    He Said — She Said: Faster Pussycat

    PC: Wow Jami, what a week. Between the triumphant return of the Date Report and this week’s submission for He Said – She Said, I just don’t know what to do with myself. Jami: You just don’t worry your pretty little head, PC. I think this lady is [Read More]

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