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    He Said — She Said: Myspace Oddity

    He Said — She Said: Myspace Oddity

    PC: Okay Jami, since you’ve been off the grid for the last few days, I thought I might submit someone from up my way for this week’s He Said, She Said. This submission comes from Casey, a lovely girl in her early twenties who I met online, we got together for [Read More]

    He Said — She Said: Oh NO She Di’in’t!

    He Said — She Said: Oh NO She Di’in’t!

    You’ve waited… You’ve been patient. Now brace yourselves. This is probably gonna hurt a little bit. bicuriousgurl76 33 / F / bisexual / Available Greensboro, Alabama My Self Summary What can I say about myself………….well I am good at [Read More]

    He Said — She Said: Sharp Dressed Man

    He Said — She Said: Sharp Dressed Man

    PC: Well Jami, this week’s submission has a lot going for him. White collar professional, clean cut boy, seems to have an idea of what he’s looking for, well, let’s let him speak for himself… Jami: Aaaaand HE’S CRAZY! stormchaser_82 27 / M / [Read More]

    He Said — She Said: Will that be round or paddle?

    He Said — She Said: Will that be round or paddle?

    PC: (Pithy, er, sorry, witty, intro goes here. And no, Jami, pithy and witty aren’t really the same thing, I just didn’t want to take the time to explain it. Life’s a bitch, get a helmet.) The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA RULE – 37 (FEDERAL [Read More]

    He Said — She Said: Birthday Boy

    He Said — She Said: Birthday Boy

    He doesn’t know it, but I’m not posting a He Said — She Said right now… Today is PC’s birthday! (He’s thirty-eight!) [Read More]

    He Said — She Said: Baby Mama Drama

    He Said — She Said: Baby Mama Drama

    So, this week has been an interesting week for PC and me… Highlight of the week: Somehow, I ended up giving PC’s dick a nick name. True story. I’m not telling you what it is, though, if you follow me on Twitter, you already know. [Read More]

    He Said — She Said: Basement Dweller

    He Said — She Said: Basement Dweller

    Medevil man looks for his Renisannce woman – 42 (Garland, Texas) Full figured SM seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced witches. [Read More]

    He Said – She Said: Emo Kitty

    He Said – She Said: Emo Kitty

    Introducing a new installment, set to hit every Wednesday, He Said – She Said! Here’s how it’ll play: I pick a submission from the week and send it over to The Personals Critic. He chews it up, spits it out and then I come in afterward and [Read More]

    That’s What He Said

    That’s What He Said

    …aaaaand what she said. The Personals Critic and I will be teaming up to rag on folks. It’ll be fun. The first post, on August 5th, whew. Let’s just say there’s lots of pussy to be seen. [Read More]

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    Just A Quick Note

    Just A Quick Note

    First things first: no, I haven’t changed my mind. It’s been quite liberating to be free from the [Read More]

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    The End Of An Era

    Rather than rip the bandaid off quickly, minimizing the build up to the trauma, I’m an avoider. I’d rather [Read More]

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    Oh My Zeus!

    Seriously, the emails you guys are getting in your inbox lately are bizarre. Scarlett from NYC sends this one in: Got [Read More]

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    SCREEN CAPTURE PEOPLE!

    God. Talk about blowing it. I got this submission last night and it was SO GOOD. And then I got distracted playing [Read More]

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    The Most Boring Personal Ad Ever

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    Cold Calls: It’s Not Just For Sales

    The WORST thing about dating online (besides surprise cock) is the random, cold-call style instant message. So you saw [Read More]

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    It’s Just A Little Thing

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    The most intensely erotic experience of your life

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