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Low Fat Fish

Low Fat Fish
If you didn’t already need a reason to quit online dating, Fabiolite here wants to help you out. Fabiolite : Romance, Friendship, Success, Fun. About Me: Romance is more important than sex; and comedy is more important than anything.I have studied and worked in movies, so thay may be a talking...
March 9th, 2010 | POF | Read More

Edjukayshun. You’re Doing It Wrong.

Elizabeth sends this submission in with this message: Oh, OkCupid, the things you breed. I checked my mail today and 3 times in a row Zachary2009 sent me a message, all asking to meet with him tonight. The first for dinner, the second for dancing, and the third imploring “Come to me and I will...
March 4th, 2010 | OkStupid | Read More

Dirty Old Men Need Love, Too

Dirty Old Men Need Love, Too
I just… *sigh* I worry that you guys will think I’m an ageist. I’m really not! In fact, I love old people! It’s really creepy naked old people that bother me. Especially creepy naked old men who profess to being good at oral sex. And… The way he describes skinny dipping...
March 3rd, 2010 | OkStupid | Read More

Thank God For Mobile Internet

Thank God For Mobile Internet
Without my G1, this post would have never happened. You see, the other night I was over at a friend’s house watching a movie and pulled out my phone to check and see who had been stalking my profile on OkCupid. Remember, I’m um… Back in it. Or something. I don’t know. With the...
February 28th, 2010 | OkStupid | Read More

This Just In: Dudes Who Wear Pantyhose Are Gay!

This Just In: Dudes Who Wear Pantyhose Are Gay!
Or, um… At least that is what I’m deducing from this submission. You want some REAL hot erotica?? You want to read something that gets your girly bits feeling tingly? Don’t worry dudes, this will probably make your jeans tight as well… Wait, c’mon. Who am I kidding? This...
January 27th, 2010 | OkStupid | Read More
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