‘OkStupid’ Archives
Oh My Zeus!
Seriously, the emails you guys are getting in your inbox lately are bizarre. Scarlett from NYC sends this one in: Got THIS amazing magic bag of whimsy from a guy on OKCupid. I assume his use of the word “fraulein” is the result of my having listed German as a [Read More]
I CAN’T STOP
Seriously, I have too much shit to be doing right now. I almost think I might pull an all-nighter, but I think I’m too old for that. Plus, I have to be up LATE tomorrow night for my Write Club event! Sweet Jesus, I’m nervous! If you’re in the Atlanta area [Read More]
Cold Calls: It’s Not Just For Sales
The WORST thing about dating online (besides surprise cock) is the random, cold-call style instant message. So you saw my profile and thought you might be interested in talking to me? Okay, that’s fine. And then you realized I was online right now? REFRAIN you [Read More]
Self-Absorbed Asshole Ahead
He peeped my profile and as soon as I saw what appeared to be a semi-nude picture, I knew I had to go sniffin’ for something wrecktastic. First, his profile… My Self-Summary I am athletic and fit — I am a member of a Fitness Club where I work out. During [Read More]
Nobody Saw This Coming. Nobody.
I… I’m, um… I mean, I’m not going to use too commentary here because I feel like there will be more material here for you guys. Just… Look. FREEBODYGUARD4U 34 / M / Straight / Single Atlanta, Georgia My Self-Summary THIS is my SECOND PROFILE i [Read More]
I wish I could turn this into a cartoon
Well kids, it was bound to happen. Our first ever post removal. Originally, the space in this post was full of wrecky instant messaging behavior, but per the terms of our website, the wreck has requested that the post be removed. Now, I’m not in the business of [Read More]
The Art Of The Email, The Finale
The finale to Saturday’s installment of The Art Of The Email is pretty predictable, I think… But it’s still funny. If you didn’t read it, you should go take care of that right now. It’s okay. I’ll wait here until you come back. … We [Read More]
The Art Of The Email
Email exchange I just had: Him: hi Jun. 11, 2010 – 5:54pm Do you really believe in this online match stuff?… Me: Jun. 12, 2010 – 10:05am Nope. To be fair, I hadn’t even looked at his profile yet, but seriously… You read my profile and were [Read More]
That’ll Be Two Points For Donna
Man, I love submissions like this! Donna sends this one in: I just got this IM conversation from this guy http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ChicagoChris4u ChicagoChris4u:knock knock me:yes? ChicagoChris4u:it’s just Mr. tall, adventuraous, and [Read More]
She’s Not Much For Cuddling
Jess got this very eloquent email correspondence in her OkStupid account recently and shared it with us: hey do you wanna come over and cuddle Yea… That’s it. That’s all he said. Jess’s email to me said: Of course I didn’t respond, because I [Read More]
