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Switch it up, Buffalo Bill!

Switch it up, Buffalo Bill!
My jaw just dropped. And no, I’m not detailing for you my fellatio technique… Got this email just now and had to post it: So I love DateWrecks, and it has served me well… I was bored and looking through ridiculous profiles at OKCupid, and I had one “recommended” to me… IT’S...
May 10th, 2010 | OkStupid | Read More

Word Of The Day: Tigerpumping

Word Of The Day: Tigerpumping
I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, but I’m not really sure that even helped me at all. Here’s what I found: 1. Tiger Pumping Ballpumping forces fluids into different tissues at different rates. The testicles enlarge faster than the sac, just as the core of the cock enlarges faster than...
May 3rd, 2010 | OkStupid | Read More

One Part Bud Light, Two Parts Blinding Racism & Voilà!

One Part Bud Light, Two Parts Blinding Racism & Voilà!
This one… I mean, I’d almost EXPECT this kind of bullshit here in the south. Sad to say, if you leave any metropolitan area, you’re going to be outnumbered by racist bigots. Shit, even IN some cities, it’s rampant. But I’m not sure I have EVER — in all my years of...
April 29th, 2010 | OkStupid, Worst Wrecks | Read More

Did You Miss Me?

Did You Miss Me?
No, of course not. What you missed was the freakshow and, OF COURSE, I know that I am not the freakshow you seek. *ahem* Sorry the posts have dwindled (read: haven’t existed) this week. There was a death in my family and I had to take off for a whirlwind trip to NC to be with family. Here’s...
April 28th, 2010 | OkStupid | Read More

I Like Buns, Hun

I Like Buns, Hun
Just an aside, this is the 666th post on DW. Cue the creepy organ music! KB3CNV 55 / M / Straight / Single Newark, Ohio I am LONG, TERM, and SEX W/BBW/SSBBW/FEM!. My Self-Summary HI I AM LOOKING FOR LONG TERM FEMALE SEX PARTNERS! And also ACTIVITY PARTNERS! LIKE BBW OR SSBBW! HI..I am a 6ft 2in...
April 21st, 2010 | OkStupid, Worst Wrecks | Read More

Schwing to Schlump

RANDY BUTT : Shapely Sensuous–Progressive Thinker$$ City: HARDBOD Pennsylvania Sign: Scorpio Height: 5′ 10″ (178 cm) Age: 42 year old Man Interests YOU-ME-SUN-STARS-Alternate Dimension About Me I’m one helluva Guy…seeking that ellusive Beautiful Woman…who also...
April 19th, 2010 | | Read More

Quite Possibly The GREATEST Fake Profile Ever

Quite Possibly The GREATEST Fake Profile Ever
I get really offended when people cry “fake!” here on Date Wrecks. I mean, I don’t have a team of fact-checkers running data on the wrecks in question prior to posting. Right now, the only one that I can recollect that was totally fake and I didn’t realize it at the time was Fantasy_Carl....
April 14th, 2010 | OkStupid | Read More

Get The Hell Out

Get The Hell Out
FalconGTH0 42 / M / Straight / Single Peoria, Arizona (1598 Miles) I am Seeking young, redheads, blondes, and submissives. My Self-Summary *Hate mail gets deleted without being read, no matter the source or the topic line. Dont waste the effort, fuckers.* Hey there and welcome to the longest...
April 12th, 2010 | OkStupid, Worst Wrecks | Read More

Parched & Decidedly NOT Sexy

Parched & Decidedly NOT Sexy
When I think of descriptive words to describe a man I would be interested in, I think of things like creative, intelligent, muscular, lean, tall, broad… I don’t think of juicy. In fact, when I think of juicy, I think of two things: beautiful fat asses on girls and WIC approved juice. I don’t...
April 1st, 2010 | OkStupid | Read More

Pretty Face Waste

Pretty Face Waste
It’s such a shame… She’s actually pretty in her second picture, but her first picture with her monster boob taking over the entire southern quadrant of the picture is a little… distracting. And then, her profile! I can’t understand — no, I choose NOT to believe —...
March 30th, 2010 | OkStupid | Read More
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