‘OkStupid’ Archives
Nigerian Dating Scam
Emily: He messaged me while I was checking my messages. I clicked through to his profile while we chatted. Okay, I just looked at his pics and ignored the profile. Jami: Mrawr. Hello, occifer. Emily: Cute, yeah? Kinda? Uniform and all, y’all. Jami: I’ll say. [Read More]
It Pains Me
Seriously… Can we get an option on OkCupid to flag form letters? Let’s kick THOSE members off the god damn site. SO STUPID! Susan in Virginia sends this submission in and the form letter is… buh. It’s so painfully obvious that this dolt sends this to [Read More]
Switch it up, Buffalo Bill!
My jaw just dropped. And no, I’m not detailing for you my fellatio technique… Got this email just now and had to post it: So I love DateWrecks, and it has served me well… I was bored and looking through ridiculous profiles at OKCupid, and I had one [Read More]
Word Of The Day: Tigerpumping
I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, but I’m not really sure that even helped me at all. Here’s what I found: 1. Tiger Pumping Ballpumping forces fluids into different tissues at different rates. The testicles enlarge faster than the sac, just as the core of the [Read More]
One Part Bud Light, Two Parts Blinding Racism & Voilà !
This one… I mean, I’d almost EXPECT this kind of bullshit here in the south. Sad to say, if you leave any metropolitan area, you’re going to be outnumbered by racist bigots. Shit, even IN some cities, it’s rampant. But I’m not sure I have [Read More]
Did You Miss Me?
No, of course not. What you missed was the freakshow and, OF COURSE, I know that I am not the freakshow you seek. *ahem* Sorry the posts have dwindled (read: haven’t existed) this week. There was a death in my family and I had to take off for a whirlwind trip to NC to [Read More]
I Like Buns, Hun
Just an aside, this is the 666th post on DW. Cue the creepy organ music! KB3CNV 55 / M / Straight / Single Newark, Ohio I am LONG, TERM, and SEX W/BBW/SSBBW/FEM!. My Self-Summary HI I AM LOOKING FOR LONG TERM FEMALE SEX PARTNERS! And also ACTIVITY [Read More]
Quite Possibly The GREATEST Fake Profile Ever
I get really offended when people cry “fake!” here on Date Wrecks. I mean, I don’t have a team of fact-checkers running data on the wrecks in question prior to posting. Right now, the only one that I can recollect that was totally fake and I didn’t [Read More]
Get The Hell Out
FalconGTH0 42 / M / Straight / Single Peoria, Arizona (1598 Miles) I am Seeking young, redheads, blondes, and submissives. My Self-Summary *Hate mail gets deleted without being read, no matter the source or the topic line. Dont waste the effort, [Read More]
Parched & Decidedly NOT Sexy
When I think of descriptive words to describe a man I would be interested in, I think of things like creative, intelligent, muscular, lean, tall, broad… I don’t think of juicy. In fact, when I think of juicy, I think of two things: beautiful fat asses on girls [Read More]
