Archive for the ‘POF’ Category
“but i do love big breasts Ilove them all”
Oh, old men. When will you figure out that online dating just doesn’t work for your demographic!??
candyman1945 The Octopus: I NEED SOMEONE TO LOVE
64 year old Man
Cocoa, Florida
Interests
WOMEN
MAKING LOVE
MOTORCYCLES
COOKING
KISSING
HANDHOLDING
MOVIES
COUNTRY MUSIC
About Me
I dont have...
August 24th, 2010 | Worst Wrecks | Read More
Nanu Nanu!
Catherine was just minding her own business, dating online, tra la la la and then BAM!
Alien contact!
Hullo, [Catherine's User Name] the intrepid adventurer-sorceress in a maybe-soon-to-be magical, misty, fairy-tale land enchanted with rainbow pleasure, cool comfort, and mystical mysteries!
Can you imagine...
May 25th, 2010 | | Read More
Schwing to Schlump
RANDY BUTT : Shapely Sensuous–Progressive Thinker$$
City: HARDBOD Pennsylvania
Sign: Scorpio
Height: 5′ 10″ (178 cm)
Age: 42 year old Man
Interests
YOU-ME-SUN-STARS-Alternate Dimension
About Me
I’m one helluva Guy…seeking that ellusive Beautiful Woman…who also...
April 19th, 2010 | | Read More
Average Homeboy? Is That You?
I love it when the internet comes full circle. Even if it’s NOT Denny Blaze, it’s close enough that it made me giggle.
Dan87d92 : looking
I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Do you drink? Socially
Marital Status Separated
Profession furnture
Smarts N/A
About Me
1-messing with my car or...
March 23rd, 2010 | | Read More
Low Fat Fish
If you didn’t already need a reason to quit online dating, Fabiolite here wants to help you out.
Fabiolite : Romance, Friendship, Success, Fun.
About Me:
Romance is more important than sex; and comedy is more important than anything.I have studied and worked in movies, so thay may be a talking...
March 9th, 2010 | Worst Wrecks | Read More
Wrecky Repost: Very Good Looking
My friend Kelly sent these to me in an IM tonight… I haven’t laughed so hard in my life!
Here’s the c & p from his stats on his profile:
Male
39 years old
5′ 6″ tall
Average build
Red hair – Brown eyes
Other
I smoke socially
Very good looking
Sales (occupation)
$35,000...
January 20th, 2010 | Worst Wrecks | Read More
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
(Do you understand how many ‘You Might Be A Redneck If…” jokes I had to read to find that gem?? Bless MY heart!)
Stephanie sends this submission in and every time she does, I just want to go find her and hug her. I mean, dating is hard everywhere, but in Kentucky? THIS is the kind of...
December 17th, 2009 | | Read More








