Archive for the ‘POF’ Category

“but i do love big breasts Ilove them all”

“but i do love big breasts Ilove them all”
Oh, old men. When will you figure out that online dating just doesn’t work for your demographic!?? candyman1945 The Octopus: I NEED SOMEONE TO LOVE 64 year old Man Cocoa, Florida Interests WOMEN MAKING LOVE MOTORCYCLES COOKING KISSING HANDHOLDING MOVIES COUNTRY MUSIC About Me I dont have...
August 24th, 2010 | Worst Wrecks | Read More

Nanu Nanu!

Nanu Nanu!
Catherine was just minding her own business, dating online, tra la la la and then BAM! Alien contact! Hullo, [Catherine's User Name] the intrepid adventurer-sorceress in a maybe-soon-to-be magical, misty, fairy-tale land enchanted with rainbow pleasure, cool comfort, and mystical mysteries! Can you imagine...
May 25th, 2010 | | Read More

Schwing to Schlump

RANDY BUTT : Shapely Sensuous–Progressive Thinker$$ City: HARDBOD Pennsylvania Sign: Scorpio Height: 5′ 10″ (178 cm) Age: 42 year old Man Interests YOU-ME-SUN-STARS-Alternate Dimension About Me I’m one helluva Guy…seeking that ellusive Beautiful Woman…who also...
April 19th, 2010 | | Read More

Average Homeboy? Is That You?

Average Homeboy? Is That You?
I love it when the internet comes full circle. Even if it’s NOT Denny Blaze, it’s close enough that it made me giggle. Dan87d92 : looking I am Seeking a Woman For Dating Do you drink? Socially Marital Status Separated Profession furnture Smarts N/A About Me 1-messing with my car or...
March 23rd, 2010 | | Read More

Low Fat Fish

Low Fat Fish
If you didn’t already need a reason to quit online dating, Fabiolite here wants to help you out. Fabiolite : Romance, Friendship, Success, Fun. About Me: Romance is more important than sex; and comedy is more important than anything.I have studied and worked in movies, so thay may be a talking...
March 9th, 2010 | Worst Wrecks | Read More

Wrecky Repost: Very Good Looking

Wrecky Repost: Very Good Looking
My friend Kelly sent these to me in an IM tonight… I haven’t laughed so hard in my life! Here’s the c & p from his stats on his profile: Male 39 years old 5′ 6″ tall Average build Red hair – Brown eyes Other I smoke socially Very good looking Sales (occupation) $35,000...
January 20th, 2010 | Worst Wrecks | Read More

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.

You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
(Do you understand how many ‘You Might Be A Redneck If…” jokes I had to read to find that gem?? Bless MY heart!) Stephanie sends this submission in and every time she does, I just want to go find her and hug her. I mean, dating is hard everywhere, but in Kentucky? THIS is the kind of...
December 17th, 2009 | | Read More