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    Just A Quick Note

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    Just A Quick Note

    First things first: no, I haven’t changed my mind. It’s been quite liberating to be free from the self-imposed deadlines and workload of Date Wrecks. I’m still happy with my decision. I’m writing you guys tonight to tell you what some of the fans [Read More]

    The End Of An Era

    The End Of An Era

    Rather than rip the bandaid off quickly, minimizing the build up to the trauma, I’m an avoider. I’d rather just soak in the tub and the the bandaid fall off, on his own… Find him floating on the surface of the water, relaxing in the bubbles, much like [Read More]

    Breakin’ Up Is Hard To Do

    Breakin’ Up Is Hard To Do

    Have you ever looked back at something you did during a break up and thought, “God, THAT was a little over-dramatic of me.” Don’t feel too bad, kids. At least this didn’t happen to you. [Read More]

    There Aren’t Enough Sad Trombones

    There Aren’t Enough Sad Trombones

    So Gena is just tra-la-la-ing on Facebook, like we all do. She gets a friend request from a guy and his name sounds familiar so she accepts the request, like we all do. Facebook: reconnecting you with people from your past that you weren’t really close with in the [Read More]

    Jami’s Birthday Halloween Party

    Jami’s Birthday Halloween Party

    This post has nothing to do with nothing but everything to do with me. I want to go to NYC for my birthday this year. I’ve been trying to go for years now and this year, I want to make it happen. I’ll be 29. What better way to usher in my last year of [Read More]

    New Submission Stream

    New Submission Stream

    Working on the kinks to get it to load over there in the sidebar, but for now, you can visit http://datewreckslive.tumblr.com and send in short submissions. Now, if you want a full-write up, you should email it to me as per the usual outlets (Submission Page or Contact [Read More]

    I Need A Mother Fucking Jingle

    I Need A Mother Fucking Jingle

    Because we’ve got a number, people! 404 865 1557 Program it into your phones, kids. G’head and call it right now and I’ll be all like, “OMG. It’s Date Wrecks. How bad is it?” And then you’ll be all like, “OMG, Jami. He just [Read More]

    Date Wrecks Is On The Phone

    Date Wrecks Is On The Phone

    I had an idea today… We discussed it on the Facebook Fan Page, and the consensus was that it was brilliant. This means I’m brilliant, too. Oh, these tiny morsels of reassurance. Thank you for that. Here’s the pitch: The Date Wrecks Voicemail Machine Say, [Read More]

    My Heart Will Go On: A Challenge

    My Heart Will Go On: A Challenge

    Please enjoy (and boys, take note — if you EVER try to go down on a woman like this, be prepared for her to never call you back): THE FUCK? Please look at his channel and watch some of his other videos. Now, the challenge: you guys know as well as I do — THIS [Read More]

    This Is Where You Should Sling Your Money

    This Is Where You Should Sling Your Money

    Hi guys – I’ve been in contact with Sara Wilson, a representative of The Fresh Air Fund, for the last two years. Summer time is approaching and it’s time to throw a little of your attention and some of your money in their direction. Here’s a little [Read More]

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    Just A Quick Note

    Just A Quick Note

    First things first: no, I haven’t changed my mind. It’s been quite liberating to be free from the [Read More]

    The End Of An Era

    The End Of An Era

    Rather than rip the bandaid off quickly, minimizing the build up to the trauma, I’m an avoider. I’d rather [Read More]

    Oh My Zeus!

    Oh My Zeus!

    Seriously, the emails you guys are getting in your inbox lately are bizarre. Scarlett from NYC sends this one in: Got [Read More]

    SCREEN CAPTURE PEOPLE!

    SCREEN CAPTURE PEOPLE!

    God. Talk about blowing it. I got this submission last night and it was SO GOOD. And then I got distracted playing [Read More]

    The Most Boring Personal Ad Ever

    The Most Boring Personal Ad Ever

    Can’t hurt to try this …… – 22 (bell) this is not a spam ……. hi my name is [Read More]

    I CAN’T STOP

    I CAN’T STOP

    Seriously, I have too much shit to be doing right now. I almost think I might pull an all-nighter, but I think [Read More]

    Cold Calls: It’s Not Just For Sales

    Cold Calls: It’s Not Just For Sales

    The WORST thing about dating online (besides surprise cock) is the random, cold-call style instant message. So you saw [Read More]

    It’s Just A Little Thing

    It’s Just A Little Thing

    Before I get started here, I want to clarify with everyone that I am in fact, a short person — not a little [Read More]

    Speaking of Pubes…

    Speaking of Pubes…

    Something just tells me the price on this isn’t quite right… I mean, I’ve never tried to calculate [Read More]

    The most intensely erotic experience of your life

    The most intensely erotic experience of your life

    Or… Maybe his. I don’t know. The most intensely erotic experience of your life A candlelit room. Jazz [Read More]

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