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    A Report on Date Wrecks From Notable Advertisers

    “If I am who I am because I am who I am, and you are who you are because you are who you are, than I am who I am and you are who you are.  But if I am who I am because you are who you are, and you are who you are [Read More]

    Sit back and wait to hear a slammin track Rockin jams by popular demand, I’m back

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    Sit back and wait to hear a slammin track Rockin jams by popular demand, I’m back

    Sorry kids, it’s just Jami. Not Rakim. I had intended to take a couple of days off this past week for the holiday and then I went and caught strep throat. I can only figure that I caught it while shopping for last minute gifts on Wednesday and, for this, I blame Baby [Read More]

    Best of 2009

    Best of 2009

    Post your favorite wrecks from 2009 in the comments. A few of mine: From Craigslist Crazies, the bottom of the online dating barrel: Everything: Ur Doin’ It Wrong Man in underpants. Does it get any better than that? Ahh, Date Reports: Evidence that online dating can [Read More]

    Just In Time For Christmukwanzakuh! Shirts Are Ordered!

    Just In Time For Christmukwanzakuh! Shirts Are Ordered!

    Ah, the holidays. Nobody wants to be alone during the holidays. What better way to attract a two- or four- rated partner than to buy yourself or your loved ones a Date Wrecks tshirt!? Even if you’re super ugly, uninteresting, or creepy, the object of your opposite sex [Read More]

    She Likes Balls. I Don’t Blame Her.

    She Likes Balls. I Don’t Blame Her.

    Something completely different from my friend Adriana of www.lowercasesandcapitals.com. You may remember her from her super funny Date Report about The Zookeeper. I absolutely adore this girl and promised her I’d run this post for her to help out her crusade to coddle [Read More]

    Wanted: Bra

    Wanted: Bra

    I loathe Plenty of Fish. It’s not just because the website looks like it was developed by a prepubescent coder. It’s not just because it has some of the freakiest and weirdest daters you might ever find. It’s also because I can’t figure out a nice [Read More]

    Shirts! Shirts! Shirts!

    Shirts! Shirts! Shirts!

    So, here’s my life lesson for you guys today – Ask for shit you need. People who love you will help you make things happen. The other day, I posted on my facebook, i need someone who wants to give me a $200 investment towards shirts for date wrecks. my printer [Read More]

    It’s my birthday, but…

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    It’s my birthday, but…

    …I’m giving you guys a gift. I redid my Twitter. Ooh la la! Go. Look. Marvel. Compliment (if you MUST!) and then follow the wreckage there. But here’s the fun part for you: Go here and find your favorite wreck. Repost it in the comments. Good god, I had SO [Read More]

    Let’s Take A Stroll

    Let’s Take A Stroll

    So, I got a comment on the nearly dead Facebook Fan page today. I can’t believe I forgot that Date Wrecks had a fan page. Woops. And I found this. Aw, man. Good times, man… Good times. I should see if there are any new Dating on Demand videos floating around. [Read More]

    Yes, I’ll Have One Brian Please.

    Yes, I’ll Have One Brian Please.

    Submitted by my snarky sidekick, The Personals Critic. (I kind of love calling him my sidekick… I feel like we’ve got a little Oprah/Dr. Phil thing happening here, ‘cept Dr. Phil could probably get his own blog off the ground, what with all of [Read More]

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    Just A Quick Note

    Just A Quick Note

    First things first: no, I haven’t changed my mind. It’s been quite liberating to be free from the [Read More]

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