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    He Said — She Said: He asked for it

    He Said — She Said: He asked for it

    Can I just tell you guys how much I love writing with PC? Says PC in his email to me last night: “I just can’t stop writing about this guy. I have two beers in me, and the snark is just flowing like, well, like beer.” It’s a long one, so I [Read More]

    Hey it’s me!

    Hey it’s me!

    Here’s a puzzler: Hey it’s me! – 20 (Las Vegas) Well, I’d like to think that I’m a pretty down to earth girl. I love sports, watching them and/or playing (even if I’m not the greatest at the sport), I love going to the gym to work out, I [Read More]

    Just for you…

    Just for you…

    Hey readers, Saw this and thought of you. Love, Jami [Read More]

    Unbelievable.

    Unbelievable.

    I want you all to know that when I read this, I nearly choked. I wasn’t eating or drinking anything. I nearly died. Self-strangling. For real. [Read More]

    Roger, Roger. What’s Your Vector, Victor?

    Roger, Roger. What’s Your Vector, Victor?

    I can feel the threads that are holding my sanity together starting to unravel. There are no Date Wrecks in this post, well… Except for me. [Read More]

    Schwag/Gear/Wearables

    Schwag/Gear/Wearables

    The Date Wrecks store ready for you to SHOP! Go and take your pick from seven different shirt styles. There are a couple of basic designs that will be cheaper and a few really slick more modern and fashionable designs that will be priced a touch higher. All designs are [Read More]

    Cue Berlin!

    Cue Berlin!

    Seriously, when I read this submission… I was just breathless. Literally, jaw gaping… Eyes wide. I had to consciously think about taking a breath in. It’s THAT bad. But of course, you decide Everyone, I present to you, Ed — master of words: Ed is a [Read More]

    Neat-o, OkCupid Summer Interns!

    Neat-o, OkCupid Summer Interns!

    I got this in my email today and it’s totally ‘uge — It’s a Flowchart To My Heart (gag.) — I could have gone without the Hallmark-esque title, interns, but I suppose you guys are working for free, so what can I expect? This is actually really [Read More]

    T-Shirt Style Input

    T-Shirt Style Input

    I talked to the screenprinter today and have hammered out the nitty gritty details for the Date Wrecks T-Shirts. Essentially, I am going to purchase my own “screen” for screenprinting. He’s going to keep my minimum order very low so that I can keep the [Read More]

    Emoticon Overload

    Emoticon Overload

    There are a million and one things that are overused and abused on the internet… Emoticons are one of them… I use them… But it is just like an appropriate placement of “that’s what she said” — when used properly, it can be [Read More]

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    Just A Quick Note

    Just A Quick Note

    First things first: no, I haven’t changed my mind. It’s been quite liberating to be free from the [Read More]

    The End Of An Era

    The End Of An Era

    Rather than rip the bandaid off quickly, minimizing the build up to the trauma, I’m an avoider. I’d rather [Read More]

    Oh My Zeus!

    Oh My Zeus!

    Seriously, the emails you guys are getting in your inbox lately are bizarre. Scarlett from NYC sends this one in: Got [Read More]

    SCREEN CAPTURE PEOPLE!

    SCREEN CAPTURE PEOPLE!

    God. Talk about blowing it. I got this submission last night and it was SO GOOD. And then I got distracted playing [Read More]

    The Most Boring Personal Ad Ever

    The Most Boring Personal Ad Ever

    Can’t hurt to try this …… – 22 (bell) this is not a spam ……. hi my name is [Read More]

    I CAN’T STOP

    I CAN’T STOP

    Seriously, I have too much shit to be doing right now. I almost think I might pull an all-nighter, but I think [Read More]

    Cold Calls: It’s Not Just For Sales

    Cold Calls: It’s Not Just For Sales

    The WORST thing about dating online (besides surprise cock) is the random, cold-call style instant message. So you saw [Read More]

    It’s Just A Little Thing

    It’s Just A Little Thing

    Before I get started here, I want to clarify with everyone that I am in fact, a short person — not a little [Read More]

    Speaking of Pubes…

    Speaking of Pubes…

    Something just tells me the price on this isn’t quite right… I mean, I’ve never tried to calculate [Read More]

    The most intensely erotic experience of your life

    The most intensely erotic experience of your life

    Or… Maybe his. I don’t know. The most intensely erotic experience of your life A candlelit room. Jazz [Read More]

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