Archive for the ‘Personals Critic’ Category

The Personals Critic — Vol 8

The Personals Critic — Vol 8
I love irony. It doesn’t even have to be all that poignant. I’m a simple guy. Just your average, everyday, run of the mill, Wonder Bread variety irony will get my attention every time. But then, every once in a while, on a really good day, somebody goes out of their way to be unintentionally...
September 12th, 2009 | | Read More

The Personals Critic — Vol 7

The Personals Critic — Vol 7
More of the PC’s greatest hits… First “looking for conversation single male company – 49 (central vt) Good evening.Iam looking for stimulating conversation on thursday with a single man.“ Damn it, I missed my window. “I would enjoy the company,serious replys will be answered,we...
September 5th, 2009 | | Read More

The Personals Critic — Vol 6

The Personals Critic — Vol 6
Okay, for those who may be new to this, what I do is scan the personals, w4m in VT and NH, looking for the worst ads I can find, and repost them here with my own little smartass commentary. Think of it as the opposite of “best-of-craigslist”. It goes a little something like this… First: “I...
August 29th, 2009 | | Read More

The Personals Critic — Vol 5

More of The Personals Critic’s Greatest Hits. These ads were posted in Vermont and New Hampshire craigslist some weeks ago, and are prime examples of some of the worst the Northeast has to offer. Go pee before reading. Either that or take a shower after reading, up to you, really. First: “I...
August 22nd, 2009 | | Read More

Hi. My name is Jami. And I’m a bad spellur.

It’s true. I’m of the generation that was raised on calculators and spell check. That’s most of the reason why I love Firefox. So yea, I misspelled allowance when I made PC’s banner for his posts that run on Saturday. Woops. But here’s a newsflash for you guys: There’s...
August 16th, 2009 | | Read More

The Personals Critic — Vol 4

I totally ::heart:: PC. I really do. His email to me this week with his submission went like this: I pried at the parameters, previewing some prime pics, presumptuously. Pardon my preconception, they have been portrayed in my previous posts. PC PS – Pfthpptt. PPS – I love alliteration,...
August 15th, 2009 | | Read More

The Personals Critic – Vol 3

Please excuse my tardiness in getting this edition to you. I won’t bring you down, but suffice it to say there was something fairly traumatic that happened this week with someone very near and dear to my family. I had to tend to it. Hope you enjoy this post today — pulled from Episodes 6...
August 8th, 2009 | | Read More

The Personals Critic — Vol. 2

Here’s another run with PC — enjoy! First: “hi im melissa im in this boring town wit nothing to hit me up mayb we can meet send pic wit message later“
August 1st, 2009 | | Read More

The Personals Critic — Date Wrecks Premiere

I received a submission from Jessica this week and it was so incredible that I had to email him. And no, not because he’s a wreck… But because he’s like… He’s like a Jami-caliber dater hater! He is an anonymous blogger that goes by The Personals Critic and writes a series...
July 25th, 2009 | | Read More