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    The Personals Critic — Vol 8

    The Personals Critic — Vol 8

    I love irony. It doesn’t even have to be all that poignant. I’m a simple guy. Just your average, everyday, run of the mill, Wonder Bread variety irony will get my attention every time. But then, every once in a while, on a really good day, somebody goes out of [Read More]

    The Personals Critic — Vol 7

    The Personals Critic — Vol 7

    More of the PC’s greatest hits… First “looking for conversation single male company – 49 (central vt) Good evening.Iam looking for stimulating conversation on thursday with a single man.“ Damn it, I missed my window. “I would enjoy the [Read More]

    The Personals Critic — Vol 6

    The Personals Critic — Vol 6

    Okay, for those who may be new to this, what I do is scan the personals, w4m in VT and NH, looking for the worst ads I can find, and repost them here with my own little smartass commentary. Think of it as the opposite of “best-of-craigslist”. It goes a [Read More]

    The Personals Critic — Vol 5

    The Personals Critic — Vol 5

    More of The Personals Critic’s Greatest Hits. These ads were posted in Vermont and New Hampshire craigslist some weeks ago, and are prime examples of some of the worst the Northeast has to offer. Go pee before reading. Either that or take a shower after [Read More]

    Hi. My name is Jami. And I’m a bad spellur.

    Hi. My name is Jami. And I’m a bad spellur.

    It’s true. I’m of the generation that was raised on calculators and spell check. That’s most of the reason why I love Firefox. So yea, I misspelled allowance when I made PC’s banner for his posts that run on Saturday. Woops. But here’s a [Read More]

    The Personals Critic — Vol 4

    The Personals Critic — Vol 4

    I totally ::heart:: PC. I really do. His email to me this week with his submission went like this: I pried at the parameters, previewing some prime pics, presumptuously. Pardon my preconception, they have been portrayed in my previous posts. PC PS [Read More]

    The Personals Critic – Vol 3

    The Personals Critic – Vol 3

    Please excuse my tardiness in getting this edition to you. I won’t bring you down, but suffice it to say there was something fairly traumatic that happened this week with someone very near and dear to my family. I had to tend to it. Hope you enjoy this post today [Read More]

    The Personals Critic — Vol. 2

    The Personals Critic — Vol. 2

    Here’s another run with PC — enjoy! First: “hi im melissa im in this boring town wit nothing to hit me up mayb we can meet send pic wit message later“ [Read More]

    The Personals Critic — Date Wrecks Premiere

    The Personals Critic — Date Wrecks Premiere

    I received a submission from Jessica this week and it was so incredible that I had to email him. And no, not because he’s a wreck… But because he’s like… He’s like a Jami-caliber dater hater! He is an anonymous blogger that goes by The [Read More]

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    Just A Quick Note

    Just A Quick Note

    First things first: no, I haven’t changed my mind. It’s been quite liberating to be free from the [Read More]

    The End Of An Era

    The End Of An Era

    Rather than rip the bandaid off quickly, minimizing the build up to the trauma, I’m an avoider. I’d rather [Read More]

    Oh My Zeus!

    Oh My Zeus!

    Seriously, the emails you guys are getting in your inbox lately are bizarre. Scarlett from NYC sends this one in: Got [Read More]

    SCREEN CAPTURE PEOPLE!

    SCREEN CAPTURE PEOPLE!

    God. Talk about blowing it. I got this submission last night and it was SO GOOD. And then I got distracted playing [Read More]

    The Most Boring Personal Ad Ever

    The Most Boring Personal Ad Ever

    Can’t hurt to try this …… – 22 (bell) this is not a spam ……. hi my name is [Read More]

    I CAN’T STOP

    I CAN’T STOP

    Seriously, I have too much shit to be doing right now. I almost think I might pull an all-nighter, but I think [Read More]

    Cold Calls: It’s Not Just For Sales

    Cold Calls: It’s Not Just For Sales

    The WORST thing about dating online (besides surprise cock) is the random, cold-call style instant message. So you saw [Read More]

    It’s Just A Little Thing

    It’s Just A Little Thing

    Before I get started here, I want to clarify with everyone that I am in fact, a short person — not a little [Read More]

    Speaking of Pubes…

    Speaking of Pubes…

    Something just tells me the price on this isn’t quite right… I mean, I’ve never tried to calculate [Read More]

    The most intensely erotic experience of your life

    The most intensely erotic experience of your life

    Or… Maybe his. I don’t know. The most intensely erotic experience of your life A candlelit room. Jazz [Read More]

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