‘Submissions’ Archives
It’s ONLY embarrassing if you admit that you’re wrong.
Our first JDate submission! YAY! Ashlee sent this submission in, with the email correspondence: (from douche) lol I knew I shouldn’t have left the house that night looking so cute.. will I ever learn?… haha.. [Read More]
I Need Your Help, Guys.
My submissions folder is getting dangerously low, guys. So here’s a wish list from me, to you: I want more lady wrecks! I want more actual profiles! Craigslist is cool, but we know they’re all sitting at the bottom of the dating barrel, right? I want pictures of [Read More]
Phonics Are Phun!
From Kristin: wtf ?! are there any awsome chicks out ther ? – 18 wtf is up with all the bots and shollow chicks ?? im just a dow to earth guy lookin for a friend maybe more [Read More]
Commence Intense Staring Contest
aaaaaand GO! Cold Hearted Bastard Seeks Barren Porn Star Type – 27 (Columbus ) That’s pretty much it. Send pictures. Is that a bug zapper in the background? [Read More]
Seeking… meh. Whatever.
He’s really not picky, girls… He’s just, you know… Looking for any girl. Boobs… Vagina… Gender stereotypes. It’s alllllll good with this soldier, baby. looking for any girl to start a life with – 21 (N. Las Vegas) Hello [Read More]
Your Fantasies Await You At The Golden Nugget
…but you must act now. This joker is only going to be there from August 16th through the 22nd. In Vegas 8-16 thru 8-22 Want to meet Female – 49 (Golden Nugget) Hello Ladies, I will be in Vegas on Sunday the 16th thru Saturday. Would love to meet up during my [Read More]
Date Report — “Ain’t no thing but a chicken wing”
Guest post today! I can’t remember exactly how A and I met, but I’m really glad that we did. It’s eerie how much she and I have in common — we’re both graphic designers that get off on typography, we’re both terribly sarcastic, we both [Read More]
Seeking Feathered Haired Maiden — Apply Within
Good luck fulfilling this girl’s shoes: YOUR FACE HERE! – 49 (NW) Yes! Your face can appear here! The requirements are easy! [Read More]
Myopia is a MUST
Nice guy ready to settle – 37 (Durango) I really want to spend some time with my soulmate. Is this you? Um… Sure, okay. I mean, as long as you stay that far away, I think we’re good. Do I need to wear painted-on jeans, too? I’ll have to check out [Read More]
What’s the problem?
Sarcastic redhead – 24 (Las Vegas) I am seeking a caring compassionate, and sensitive guy. I have been described as shy and sensitive. I am seeking a long term relationship. Im not interested in short term casual relationships. I am a model and part time student. I [Read More]
