Archive for the ‘Worst Wrecks’ Category

He’s Making It Really Hard To Say No

Catherine of New Zealand sends us this submission from Edmonton, Canada’s Craigslist. Did you follow that? It’s kind of like when my sister’s hairdresser told me about her second cousin’s divorce from the guy the works at the coffee shop that I bought my latte from this morning....

January 25th, 2010 | Craigslist Crazies, Worst Wrecks | Read More

Wrecky Repost: Beaux Is A Poet (of sorts)

Oh mercy… This one ranks up there with the 6000 Word Personal Ad, only more stupider with a touch of redneck. And it rhymes. Well… He attempts to have some sort of rhyming pattern, though honestly, it made me want to scoop out my eyeballs with a spoon. I’ve gone ahead and edited it...

January 22nd, 2010 | Craigslist Crazies, Worst Wrecks | Read More

Wrecky Repost: Very Good Looking

My friend Kelly sent these to me in an IM tonight… I haven’t laughed so hard in my life! Here’s the c & p from his stats on his profile: Male 39 years old 5′ 6″ tall Average build Red hair – Brown eyes Other I smoke socially Very good looking Sales (occupation) $35,000...

January 20th, 2010 | POF, Worst Wrecks | Read More

Wrecky Repost: ROCK STAR HOTNESS!

Thanks for the Submission, “Who Knows” (I know who you are ) ROCK STAR HOTNESS – 28 (LONDON, KY) Sup ladies? I am a wild party man on the weekends and a business man on the weekdays. I love to dance in battles at the club. Go to concerts. I love to have intelligent conversations....

January 18th, 2010 | Craigslist Crazies, Worst Wrecks | Read More

He Said – She Said: More Bad Poetry

PC: I love it when themes just present themselves like this. Â Jami, you and Miki were so awesome last week with MegaDwarf, I was hoping we could continue with the theme of bad poetry. Â Oh, and Miki, you’re the shit. Â In your honor, I have procured mass quantities of that dude’s “erotica”...

December 2nd, 2009 | He Said -- She Said, Worst Wrecks | Read More

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