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“but i do love big breasts Ilove them all”

“but i do love big breasts Ilove them all”
Oh, old men. When will you figure out that online dating just doesn’t work for your demographic!?? candyman1945 The Octopus: I NEED SOMEONE TO LOVE 64 year old Man Cocoa, Florida Interests WOMEN MAKING LOVE MOTORCYCLES COOKING KISSING HANDHOLDING MOVIES COUNTRY MUSIC About Me I dont have...
August 24th, 2010 | Worst Wrecks | Read More

Self-Absorbed Asshole Ahead

Self-Absorbed Asshole Ahead
He peeped my profile and as soon as I saw what appeared to be a semi-nude picture, I knew I had to go sniffin’ for something wrecktastic. First, his profile… My Self-Summary I am athletic and fit — I am a member of a Fitness Club where I work out. During the summer I swim 2 miles...
July 13th, 2010 | OkStupid, Worst Wrecks | Read More

He’s A She? She’s A He? Oh… No. Sorry.

He’s A She? She’s A He? Oh… No. Sorry.
Just your run of the mill wreck that found his own post. If you’re a fan on facebook, you probably were following this as it was developing toward the end of last week and into the weekend. It started here: Susan () wrote: Dear Jami, My boyfriend is listed out hear on your website. I knew he was...
July 8th, 2010 | Apologies | Read More

I wish I could turn this into a cartoon

I wish I could turn this into a cartoon
Well kids, it was bound to happen. Our first ever post removal. Originally, the space in this post was full of wrecky instant messaging behavior, but per the terms of our website, the wreck has requested that the post be removed. Now, I’m not in the business of ruining lives just, you know, mocking...
June 22nd, 2010 | Apologies, OkStupid | Read More

One Part Bud Light, Two Parts Blinding Racism & Voilà!

One Part Bud Light, Two Parts Blinding Racism & Voilà!
This one… I mean, I’d almost EXPECT this kind of bullshit here in the south. Sad to say, if you leave any metropolitan area, you’re going to be outnumbered by racist bigots. Shit, even IN some cities, it’s rampant. But I’m not sure I have EVER — in all my years of...
April 29th, 2010 | OkStupid, Worst Wrecks | Read More

I Like Buns, Hun

I Like Buns, Hun
Just an aside, this is the 666th post on DW. Cue the creepy organ music! KB3CNV 55 / M / Straight / Single Newark, Ohio I am LONG, TERM, and SEX W/BBW/SSBBW/FEM!. My Self-Summary HI I AM LOOKING FOR LONG TERM FEMALE SEX PARTNERS! And also ACTIVITY PARTNERS! LIKE BBW OR SSBBW! HI..I am a 6ft 2in...
April 21st, 2010 | OkStupid, Worst Wrecks | Read More

Get The Hell Out

Get The Hell Out
FalconGTH0 42 / M / Straight / Single Peoria, Arizona (1598 Miles) I am Seeking young, redheads, blondes, and submissives. My Self-Summary *Hate mail gets deleted without being read, no matter the source or the topic line. Dont waste the effort, fuckers.* Hey there and welcome to the longest...
April 12th, 2010 | OkStupid, Worst Wrecks | Read More

Old Reliable

Old Reliable
The old guys are so reliable for wreckage, right? This “daddy” doesn’t disappoint. sugar dad seeking daughter type girl for long relationship – 56 (north east) im a decent man who is well off money wiseand i am searching for a girl [ daughter type] to spoil. i have a 25 acre...
March 25th, 2010 | Craigslist Crazies, Worst Wrecks | Read More

Just The Facts, Folks.

Just The Facts, Folks.
One more try………. – 31 (knoxville) Here I go again….I am a sexy Black BBW. looking for some one local or who is willing to travel.I am fairly new to the knoxville area and I am in need of some male companionship. That man must be fairly attracive, MUST live alone, drive,work,...
March 16th, 2010 | Craigslist Crazies, Worst Wrecks | Read More

Low Fat Fish

Low Fat Fish
If you didn’t already need a reason to quit online dating, Fabiolite here wants to help you out. Fabiolite : Romance, Friendship, Success, Fun. About Me: Romance is more important than sex; and comedy is more important than anything.I have studied and worked in movies, so thay may be a talking...
March 9th, 2010 | Worst Wrecks | Read More
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