‘Worst Wrecks’ Archives
“but i do love big breasts Ilove them all”
Oh, old men. When will you figure out that online dating just doesn’t work for your demographic!?? candyman1945 The Octopus: I NEED SOMEONE TO LOVE 64 year old Man Cocoa, Florida Interests WOMEN MAKING LOVE MOTORCYCLES COOKING KISSING HANDHOLDING MOVIES COUNTRY MUSIC [Read More]
Self-Absorbed Asshole Ahead
He peeped my profile and as soon as I saw what appeared to be a semi-nude picture, I knew I had to go sniffin’ for something wrecktastic. First, his profile… My Self-Summary I am athletic and fit — I am a member of a Fitness Club where I work out. During [Read More]
One Part Bud Light, Two Parts Blinding Racism & Voilà !
This one… I mean, I’d almost EXPECT this kind of bullshit here in the south. Sad to say, if you leave any metropolitan area, you’re going to be outnumbered by racist bigots. Shit, even IN some cities, it’s rampant. But I’m not sure I have [Read More]
I Like Buns, Hun
Just an aside, this is the 666th post on DW. Cue the creepy organ music! KB3CNV 55 / M / Straight / Single Newark, Ohio I am LONG, TERM, and SEX W/BBW/SSBBW/FEM!. My Self-Summary HI I AM LOOKING FOR LONG TERM FEMALE SEX PARTNERS! And also ACTIVITY [Read More]
Get The Hell Out
FalconGTH0 42 / M / Straight / Single Peoria, Arizona (1598 Miles) I am Seeking young, redheads, blondes, and submissives. My Self-Summary *Hate mail gets deleted without being read, no matter the source or the topic line. Dont waste the effort, [Read More]
Old Reliable
The old guys are so reliable for wreckage, right? This “daddy” doesn’t disappoint. sugar dad seeking daughter type girl for long relationship – 56 (north east) im a decent man who is well off money wiseand i am searching for a girl to spoil. i have [Read More]
Just The Facts, Folks.
One more try………. – 31 (knoxville) Here I go again….I am a sexy Black BBW. looking for some one local or who is willing to travel.I am fairly new to the knoxville area and I am in need of some male companionship. That man must be fairly [Read More]
Low Fat Fish
If you didn’t already need a reason to quit online dating, Fabiolite here wants to help you out. Fabiolite : Romance, Friendship, Success, Fun. About Me: Romance is more important than sex; and comedy is more important than anything.I have studied and worked in [Read More]
Dirty Old Men Need Love, Too
I just… *sigh* I worry that you guys will think I’m an ageist. I’m really not! In fact, I love old people! It’s really creepy naked old people that bother me. Especially creepy naked old men who profess to being good at oral sex. And… The way [Read More]
Reach For The Stars!
Sometimes when I get a submission, I’m taken back to a period in my personal life where I relate to the Date Wreck in question. This is not a particularly comfortable notion, given that the Date Wrecks have teh crayzee and I’m supposed to be full of win. [Read More]
