‘Worst Wrecks’ Archives
Dats Just Muh Baby Daddy
People often ask me if/when I’m going to have more children… I usually can disarm them with a quick (and well-rehearsed), “Let me find myself a worthy husband first and then I’ll work on the baby making.” That usually shuts them up. Don’t [Read More]
He’s Making It Really Hard To Say No
Catherine of New Zealand sends us this submission from Edmonton, Canada’s Craigslist. Did you follow that? It’s kind of like when my sister’s hairdresser told me about her second cousin’s divorce from the guy the works at the coffee shop that I [Read More]
Wrecky Repost: Beaux Is A Poet (of sorts)
Oh mercy… This one ranks up there with the 6000 Word Personal Ad, only more stupider with a touch of redneck. And it rhymes. Well… He attempts to have some sort of rhyming pattern, though honestly, it made me want to scoop out my eyeballs with a spoon. [Read More]
Wrecky Repost: Very Good Looking
My friend Kelly sent these to me in an IM tonight… I haven’t laughed so hard in my life! Here’s the c & p from his stats on his profile: Male 39 years old 5′ 6″ tall Average build Red hair – Brown eyes Other I smoke socially Very good [Read More]
Wrecky Repost: ROCK STAR HOTNESS!
Thanks for the Submission, “Who Knows” (I know who you are ) ROCK STAR HOTNESS – 28 (LONDON, KY) Sup ladies? I am a wild party man on the weekends and a business man on the weekdays. I love to dance in battles at the club. Go to concerts. I love to have [Read More]
He Said – She Said: More Bad Poetry
PC: I love it when themes just present themselves like this. Â Jami, you and Miki were so awesome last week with MegaDwarf, I was hoping we could continue with the theme of bad poetry. Â Oh, and Miki, you’re the shit. Â In your honor, I have procured mass [Read More]
Profiling: Markx2
So, I’m sure at some point, you’ve read through something here and been like, “Wait… I’ve done that. Oh shit. Am I a Date Wreck?” It’s okay. Don’t panic! Here’s the tell-tale way you can tell that you’re a [Read More]
Jhirmack Bounce Back Beautiful Hair
Alright… I teased you with this one…I promise you. It delivers. Happy Friday The Thirteenth, y’all. This is SCARY. Emily found this one for me and hole-ee-chit, you guys. I’m not kidding. We laughed SO hard that night. Maybe it was because it was [Read More]
I think suicide is a fine option…
For me, I mean. I think killing myself would be better than possibly ending up with this guy, or a guy like him, in my dating pool. Emily sent this one to me (for those of you not in the know, she wrote the last post) . I suppose I didn’t do a very good [Read More]
What’s that? You DON’T want to hear about the color of his sphincter?
Well, damn… YOU must be a prude. Or something. Over-sharing is the new Myspace-kissy face. Seriously. rocyahsoul 34 / M / straight / Single Troy, Vermont (1000 miles) I am vegetarian, kind, and intellectual. My Self-Summary I’m Daniel Vincent Kelley. You can [Read More]
