‘Worst Wrecks’ Archives
Totally squicked out.
Squicked out. It’s a phrase. It’s like… EW. Just EW EW EW. And not by a cock picture (thank god) or some leacherous dude propositioning me. I’m squicked out by this dude’s floor (and his couch). Valerie sent these in with this message: At first [Read More]
He Said — She Said: Everything is more fun naked!
Y’all have to excuse how late this installment of HSSS is… I blame PC. He and I hop on IM or the phone on Tuesday nights to hammer out the details for He Said — She Said. But here’s a little known fact — when old dudes get older, they get [Read More]
Come Aboard! We’re expecting you.
Oh, I feel a little bad about picking on this one, but c’mon. It’s like… THIS CAN’T BE REAL! I’m not going to focus on his profile text because really, the best part of this profile is in the pictures. Denise sends this one in with the message, [Read More]
Kinky Stuff… Indeed.
I love it when you guys go a’huntin’ for Crazies on Craigslist and then report back like, “OH MY GOD! I CAN’T BELIEVE MY EYES!” It’s like… You DO read here, right? You HAVE seen the other submissions, right? Odds are, you WILL find [Read More]
Heee-Haaaw!
Doing a little hometown cross posting action with JD from Shirt Or Dress. Check out her blog. She makes fun of bitches who think shirts are dresses. From Kristin: sexy blk female looking for help Hey wuz up im a full time student and mom in need of some help with bill etc. [Read More]
Turnin’ BLUE!
Hurryupandemailthismanbecauseheisholdinghisbreathwaitingforyourreply. Literally. [Read More]
Everything: Ur Doin’ It Wrong
Seriously. Double-EEEWWW-T-F?! Alia sent this one in. Thanks? Ew. Just… ew. IM LOOKING FOR AN OLDER BLACK LADY…POST-MENAPAUSE…WHO STILL HAS A FIRE DEEP INSIDE AND LOVES WHITE SUGAR. SOMEONE WHO LIKES ANAL SEX AND HAS A CAR. OPENMINDEDNESS IS A PLUS. [Read More]
Rosie, Darling… Prepare to be de-throned.
Because this lady might just have you beat. Profiling: Ilayallmen (yes… she, um… lays all men) She writes better than Rosie, which… I know. It’s not saying a whole hell of a lot. But, she’s quite… Long winded. Grab a comforting beverage [Read More]
A Very NSFW Wednesday – Old Vag Ahead
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If the title doesn’t give you a heads up, well… Then you likely have issues I can’t address on this blog. Suffice it to say, this post has some um… cooter on it. YAY FOR NOT HAVING TO LOOK AT SURPRISE COCKS! But, boo… Because this snatch that [Read More]
