‘Worst Wrecks’ Archives
This might be the grossest Date Wreck ever…
DISCLAIMER: This post has been modified from from the original. The Date Wreck in question has asked that I remove the entire post. I am not going to to do that for a multitude of reasons, but mostly because legally, I do not have to. I have, however, removed his user name, [Read More]
I think we’ve reached the end of the internet!
After this OkStupid profile, I’m not sure I can continue. This… This makes me sad for America, and the world. Think of the children! I present to you the newest installment in the shred-a-profile series, Profiling Hottie23007. [Read More]
Epic
Remember the 6000 Word Personal Ad? Or Timothy Dean Mills? This is… This is worse. I know it’s hard to believe, but this is actually worse, I think. You can give me your vote of course. [Read More]
“Only lovely ladies need to massage me.”
WOW. You guys, most of the time when someone sends me a submission for a lady wreck, I have a hard time. I can somehow find a way to excuse their behavior… “Well, clearly, this girl never got love as a child!” or something like that. Call it what you will, [Read More]
So help me out…
Is there something on this face that says “Please! Crazy boys! Flock to me!” Some sort of gravitational pull that causes the most douche-iest of the douche bags to be forcefully sucked into my personal space? It’s shit like this that makes me want to be a [Read More]
This is what I’m up against?
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vaginasaurasWow. Just… Wow… Some gems from her “interests” list: “kissing under the influence”“making out in graveyards”“pretending im a stripper”“mooseknuckle sandwich”“revolutionary fat [Read More]
