Comments for Date Wrecks http://datewrecks.com The Bottom Of The Online Dating Barrel Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:40:13 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 Comment on FTWF: I’ve Told You A Million Times by helen http://datewrecks.com/2010/03/ftwf-told-million-times/comment-page-1/#comment-8073 helen Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:40:13 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=4628#comment-8073 So many wrongs do not make a right. Picture in front of dollar store shower curtain, women's tank top, goofy unappealing expression, and mention of "poopy" in commentary. None of this will get you laid, sir. So many wrongs do not make a right. Picture in front of dollar store shower curtain, women’s tank top, goofy unappealing expression, and mention of “poopy” in commentary.

None of this will get you laid, sir.

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]]> Comment on I Got Five On It by Katryn http://datewrecks.com/2010/03/i-got-five-on-it/comment-page-1/#comment-8069 Katryn Fri, 12 Mar 2010 05:47:19 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=4646#comment-8069 OMG, personalized crossword! http://www.fiverr.com/users/martiantim/gigs/create-a-personalized-crossword OMG, personalized crossword!
http://www.fiverr.com/users/martiantim/gigs/create-a-personalized-crossword

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]]> Comment on Craigslist Crazy — Caught On Tape by Katryn http://datewrecks.com/2010/03/craigslist-crazy-caught-tape/comment-page-1/#comment-8065 Katryn Fri, 12 Mar 2010 04:21:24 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=4606#comment-8065 Ugh! His voice made my skin crawl. I fully expect to see him on "America's Most Wanted" or "To Catch a Predator" at some point in the near future. Ugh! His voice made my skin crawl. I fully expect to see him on “America’s Most Wanted” or “To Catch a Predator” at some point in the near future.

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]]> Comment on Low Fat Fish by Lyd http://datewrecks.com/2010/03/fat-fish/comment-page-1/#comment-8062 Lyd Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:42:50 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=4611#comment-8062 It's not even the jacket that gets me. It's the guy in it. His expression and pose set off my douche!alert even before I read his profile. Apparently when they say the camera adds on ten pounds, they mean of bullshit. And in the jaw. . It’s not even the jacket that gets me. It’s the guy in it.

His expression and pose set off my douche!alert even before I read his profile.

Apparently when they say the camera adds on ten pounds, they mean of bullshit.

And in the jaw.

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]]> Comment on Low Fat Fish by Tessie http://datewrecks.com/2010/03/fat-fish/comment-page-1/#comment-8058 Tessie Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:47:41 +0000 http://datewrecks.com/?p=4611#comment-8058 Bowl-Mullet's Pickup Artist technique: 1. Post pictures of self wearing stupid looking jacket. 2. Because on some level you know jacket looks stupid, whine defensively that stupid looking jacket was made by big name designers and cost buttload of money, therefore is not *really* a stupid looking jacket. Pre-emptively insult everyone who doesn't care how much it costs, thinks stupid looking jacket looks stupid anyway. 3. Post additional pictures of self with random total strangers, as if this means anything to anybody. Make sure to pull hideous impacted wisdom tooth face in at least two of the pictures. 4. Pre-emptively insult any women who might be reading your profile. Make it clear that you already resent them for existing, and will resent them even more if they force you to meet them. SHOUT IN ALL CAPS so that it's clear that your resentment will take the form of a childish tantrum. Compare bottom 97% of women to science fiction monster. 5. Hit "Send". Sit back and wait for supermodel babes to flock to your door. Aw, yeah! Eat your heart out, George Clooney! Bowl-Mullet’s Pickup Artist technique:

1. Post pictures of self wearing stupid looking jacket.
2. Because on some level you know jacket looks stupid, whine defensively that stupid looking jacket was made by big name designers and cost buttload of money, therefore is not *really* a stupid looking jacket. Pre-emptively insult everyone who doesn’t care how much it costs, thinks stupid looking jacket looks stupid anyway.
3. Post additional pictures of self with random total strangers, as if this means anything to anybody. Make sure to pull hideous impacted wisdom tooth face in at least two of the pictures.
4. Pre-emptively insult any women who might be reading your profile. Make it clear that you already resent them for existing, and will resent them even more if they force you to meet them. SHOUT IN ALL CAPS so that it’s clear that your resentment will take the form of a childish tantrum. Compare bottom 97% of women to science fiction monster.
5. Hit “Send”. Sit back and wait for supermodel babes to flock to your door.

Aw, yeah! Eat your heart out, George Clooney!

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