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Just A Quick Note
First things first: no, I haven’t changed my mind. It’s been quite liberating to be free from the [Read More]
The End Of An Era
Rather than rip the bandaid off quickly, minimizing the build up to the trauma, I’m an avoider. I’d rather [Read More]
Oh My Zeus!
Seriously, the emails you guys are getting in your inbox lately are bizarre. Scarlett from NYC sends this one in: Got [Read More]
SCREEN CAPTURE PEOPLE!
God. Talk about blowing it. I got this submission last night and it was SO GOOD. And then I got distracted playing [Read More]
The Most Boring Personal Ad Ever
Can’t hurt to try this …… – 22 (bell) this is not a spam ……. hi my name is [Read More]
I CAN’T STOP
Seriously, I have too much shit to be doing right now. I almost think I might pull an all-nighter, but I think [Read More]
Cold Calls: It’s Not Just For Sales
The WORST thing about dating online (besides surprise cock) is the random, cold-call style instant message. So you saw [Read More]
It’s Just A Little Thing
Before I get started here, I want to clarify with everyone that I am in fact, a short person — not a little [Read More]
Speaking of Pubes…
Something just tells me the price on this isn’t quite right… I mean, I’ve never tried to calculate [Read More]
The most intensely erotic experience of your life
Or… Maybe his. I don’t know. The most intensely erotic experience of your life A candlelit room. Jazz [Read More]
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