Post Removal
Have you found yourself being featured on Date Wrecks?
Did you spot the boyfriend that you suspected was trolling dating sites, unsheathing his wang doodle?
Were you shocked to see your girlfriend on Date Wrecks looking like a fool?
Well, don’t worry friend! I’ve got a solution to your problem!
If you’re so insistent on getting your post removed from Date Wrecks, here’s what you do:
Write a letter of apology to the Date Wrecks community.
In this letter of apology, you should outline all the ways you were a douchenozzle, some brainstorming ideas for the future so that you don’t remain a douchenozzle and you should tell us why you’re grateful for Date Wrecks for swatting you with a clue by four. You should also apologize (names aren’t necessary) to the people in your life who have been affected by your wrecky behavior.
I will not list your name or user name or email address in your apology post.
Once I receive this letter in satisfactory sincerity, I will replace the post in question with your letter and all pictures, usernames, and commentary written in the post by myself or Emily or PC or any other contributing writer will be gone forever.
Until then, good luck to you! May you find your spine and get to writing!
